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AUG 13, 2008 10:13 PM
AUG 13, 2008 10:19 PM
Approximately 50% of the conversations between me and Lemonkid.
AUG 13, 2008 11:48 PM
"I want to fuck your ear like a spidermonkey!"
AUG 14, 2008 12:50 AM
AUG 14, 2008 01:06 AM
AUG 14, 2008 06:25 AM
Bev_Antain said:
Scenario: A goth nightclub during a rather normal night without any extreme fetish themes going on.
So I'm sitting a the bar and this guy on his 50's, obviously looking like a fish out of water in there, sits next to me and occasionaly stares at me.
After about 15/20 minutes he leaves the bar stool and in the process leaves a business card in front of me and whispers in my ear:
"That's quite a lovely ass you got there boy, I'd love to cum in it and then have you shit in a bowl so I can eat your cum filled shit while you jack off on me. I'm very generous if your interested"
Then he walks away winking at me...thankfully I had just finished a tour with my band so I was in one of my "drink only water for a while to detox" days or i would have probably thrown a glass or a bottle at his head instead of just freazing for a while and then get rid of that card.
Though I'm glad I've never seen that dude again
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... 
AUG 14, 2008 07:15 AM
AUG 14, 2008 10:08 AM
Bev_Antain said:
"That's quite a lovely ass you got there boy, I'd love to cum in it and then have you shit in a bowl so I can eat your cum filled shit while you jack off on me. I'm very generous if your interested"
AUG 14, 2008 02:41 PM
Accuser said:
Yeah that's the kind of expression I had after the guy said that
AUG 15, 2008 10:24 AM
Anarchie said:
He'd tell me he was masturbating, and thinking of me. And that he never washed his sheets and they were crusty and flaking all around him.
Puke, indeed! NO ONE's dry, flaky jizz is hot, let alone some stalker freak from school.
Accuser said:
"It would be really sexy if you would cum on my face"
I think you wanted this thread. Unless those words were uttered by some nasty uggo, you have problems. 
AUG 15, 2008 07:53 PM
seanvegas said:
I guess I was kind of asking for this one.
But at a local adult video shop I went into one of the little preview booths to watch (jack off to) a movie and some guy tried to open the door.
On my way out a fat guy about 60 years old is standing there and says, "No need to lock the door, I'd love to see you shoot!"
I was appalled, but I said something to the effect of, "Well you never will."
And he replied, "I'd still like to suck it!"
I was glad to finally move out of my parents house so I could jerck off without worrying about those perverts!
I love how after you told him you weren't remotely interested, instead of replying with his previous comment, he said something even dirtier. Thats just funny.
AUG 15, 2008 09:53 PM
Calypso said:
Accuser said:
"It would be really sexy if you would cum on my face"
I think you wanted this thread. Unless those words were uttered by some nasty uggo, you have problems.
Elend said:
What's the most perverted thing anyone has ever said to you (or you've said to someone else)? And I mean both hot perverted and ewwwww, gross perverted.
AUG 16, 2008 12:20 AM
Accuser said:
Calypso said:
Accuser said:
"It would be really sexy if you would cum on my face"
I think you wanted this thread. Unless those words were uttered by some nasty uggo, you have problems.
Elend said:
What's the most perverted thing anyone has ever said to you (or you've said to someone else)? And I mean both hot perverted and ewwwww, gross perverted.
Uh-huh...And that was the part where you clarified exactly why it was such an "ewwwww" moment for you. What was wrong with her...or him?
jen106
Chattanooga, TN
December 2005
AUG 13, 2008 05:03 PM