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TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 13, 2006 10:18 PM

Anton said:
I think it has something to do with sexy.


The first nine word PhD thesis in the history of history.

Congratulations, Dr Anton.

*applause*

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:19 PM

Anton said:
I think it has something to do with sexy.



And clearly little to do with... no, let's just let it die. wink

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:21 PM


Why are long pants long?

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:24 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:

Why are long pants long?


Now, this really deserves to die!

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:26 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:
Congratulations, Dr Anton.

*applause*


Up next... Dr. Anton explains what the sexiest dinosaur was. (Hint: it wasn't the pterodactyl).

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 13, 2006 10:29 PM

Anton said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
Congratulations, Dr Anton.

*applause*


Up next... Dr. Anton explains what the sexiest dinosaur was. (Hint: it wasn't the pterodactyl).


Awestruck audience member #1: "Did you hear, he has a theory about sexy dinosaurs!"

Awestruck audience member #2: "He's so hot right now!"

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAR 13, 2006 10:30 PM

Zork said:

pygmy said:

Zork said:

Dead_Ringer said:
They are cool to me 'cause I ain't got any, and AND because they tend to be attached to girls.



And these are both attributes which, presumably, do not apply to dead frogs.

emphasis mine

Zork has a collection of dead frogs?



Alas, he does not. He went out on a limb, assuming that dead frogs do not tend to be attached to girls, because he has never seen a dead frog attached to a girl, and further out on said limb, in assuming that Dead_Ringer does not possess any dead frogs, because, well, most people do not own dead frogs. He is not, in the usual sense of the phrase, an expert in dead frogs, though he would happily become so.

Edited to add: especially if it would make pygmy like him. wink

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by Zork]



confused
but you DID assume he had dead frogs-- it's a double-negative-- he does not have the attribute of not posessing dead frogs.
how did this become so confusing?
ah, I meant to say that you accused dead_ringer, not zork, of having dead frogs.

surreal




anyways, I think that any obvious and generally distinct difference between males and females, cultural and physiological, tends to be sexualized, or at least has the potential to be.. As is whatever characteristic's respective antithesis (fetishizing long hair versus short hair, etc) ARRR!!!

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by pygmy]

Strfry

Strfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

MAR 13, 2006 10:30 PM

... because boobs are hot...
it's like asking why ice is cold. we know there is a reason, we just don't give a shit, lol. wink

i mean... why is water wet?

Jah

Jah

I'm lost
August 2005

MAR 13, 2006 10:35 PM

Stirfry said:
... because boobs are hot...
it's like asking why ice is cold. we know there is a reason, we just don't give a shit, lol. wink

i mean... why is water wet?


water is wet because it's made out of water stupid wink

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAR 13, 2006 10:36 PM

Jah said:

Stirfry said:
... because boobs are hot...
it's like asking why ice is cold. we know there is a reason, we just don't give a shit, lol. wink

i mean... why is water wet?


water is wet because it's made out of water stupid wink



water's not wet when it's frozen! shocked


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
sorry, have i blown your mind?

Jah

Jah

I'm lost
August 2005

MAR 13, 2006 10:37 PM

pygmy said:

Jah said:

Stirfry said:
... because boobs are hot...
it's like asking why ice is cold. we know there is a reason, we just don't give a shit, lol. wink

i mean... why is water wet?


water is wet because it's made out of water stupid wink



water's not wet when it's frozen! shocked


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
sorry, have i blown your mind?



Damn, I stand corrected.
Stirfry slap me.

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:40 PM

pygmy said:

Zork said:

pygmy said:

Zork said:

Dead_Ringer said:
They are cool to me 'cause I ain't got any, and AND because they tend to be attached to girls.



And these are both attributes which, presumably, do not apply to dead frogs.

emphasis mine

Zork has a collection of dead frogs?



Alas, he does not. He went out on a limb, assuming that dead frogs do not tend to be attached to girls, because he has never seen a dead frog attached to a girl, and further out on said limb, in assuming that Dead_Ringer does not possess any dead frogs, because, well, most people do not own dead frogs. He is not, in the usual sense of the phrase, an expert in dead frogs, though he would happily become so.

Edited to add: especially if it would make pygmy like him. wink

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by Zork]



confused
but you DID assume he had dead frogs-- it's a double-negative-- he does not have the attribute of not posessing dead frogs.
how did this become so confusing?
ah, I meant to say that you accused dead_ringer, not zork, of having dead frogs.

surreal


I did not presume that dead_ringer actually had any dead frogs. I presumed that he did NOT have any, because most people do not have any. I agreed with him that clearly he had none, and further, that they did not tend to be attached to girls.


anyways, I think that any obvious and generally distinct difference between males and females, cultural and physiological, tends to be sexualized, or at least has the potential to be.. As is whatever characteristic's respective antithesis (fetishizing long hair versus short hair, etc) ARRR!!!

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by pygmy]


No idea how we got on to hair length here, but I shave my head any time my hair gets long enough to need combing... and I might add, though I don't know how it relates to hair length, that I haven't been "sexualized" for quite a while, so any volunteers ought to raise their hands sometime soon... wink

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAR 13, 2006 10:44 PM

pygmy said:

Zork said:

pygmy said:

Zork said:

Dead_Ringer said:
They are cool to me 'cause I ain't got any, and AND because they tend to be attached to girls.



And these are both attributes which, presumably, do not apply to dead frogs.

emphasis mine

Zork has a collection of dead frogs?



Alas, he does not. He went out on a limb, assuming that dead frogs do not tend to be attached to girls, because he has never seen a dead frog attached to a girl, and further out on said limb, in assuming that Dead_Ringer does not possess any dead frogs, because, well, most people do not own dead frogs. He is not, in the usual sense of the phrase, an expert in dead frogs, though he would happily become so.

Edited to add: especially if it would make pygmy like him. wink


confused
but you DID assume he had dead frogs-- it's a double-negative-- he does not have the attribute of not posessing dead frogs.
how did this become so confusing?
ah, I meant to say that you accused dead_ringer, not zork, of having dead frogs.

surreal

anyways, I think that any obvious and generally distinct difference between males and females, cultural and physiological, tends to be sexualized, or at least has the potential to be.. As is whatever characteristic's respective antithesis (fetishizing long hair versus short hair, etc) ARRR!!! ]


Just for the record, I do not, nor have I ever, posessed, owned, or otherwise occupied the physical being of any frong, be it living or dead, as such terms are defined by Delaware Corporation Law.

I do enjoy human female breasts, however.

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

MAR 13, 2006 10:48 PM

Dead_Ringer said:

Just for the record, I do not, nor have I ever, posessed, owned, or otherwise occupied the physical being of any frong, be it living or dead, as such terms are defined by Delaware Corporation Law.

I do enjoy human female breasts, however.



As do I! See... this is where case law arises from! The agreement of otherwise unrelated corporate bodies (I mean corporate in a completely non-physical sense, of course).

Or something, anyway.

Jah

Jah

I'm lost
August 2005

MAR 13, 2006 10:51 PM

boobs blow my mind

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

MAR 13, 2006 10:52 PM

Zork said:

Dead_Ringer said:

Just for the record, I do not, nor have I ever, posessed, owned, or otherwise occupied the physical being of any frong, be it living or dead, as such terms are defined by Delaware Corporation Law.

I do enjoy human female breasts, however.



As do I! See... this is where case law arises from! The agreement of otherwise unrelated corporate bodies (I mean corporate in a completely non-physical sense, of course).

Or something, anyway.


No.

Just enjoy boobs.

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