Boobs ROCK???

Please, I want to know:

So I like boobs, I love them actually (boobs, breasts, tit's whatever you want to call them), but in an act of over self reflection I can't figure out why. I mean sure their cool, but really, WHY? Why do I look at them? Why does this site make so much money simply SHOWING them (considering the more sexual aspects of pornography are actually lacking from this site)? What is it that makes me (and so many others) notice a woman's breasts?

Why are BOOBS cool for you (male or female)?

What is this obsession with something so simple?

(I'll add my thoughts later once I get a feeling of where others are at)

Rock boobs?

they're squishy.

Man, you might as well ask, why's a tree good? Why are fire-crackers good? They just are.

I like boobs quite a lot. They are aesthetically pleasing. My eyes are attacted to curved lines, and there's something about the particular curves involved in breasts that is exactly right.

Plus, boobs are nice to touch.

It's all about evolution, baby. We're all evolved from generation upon generation whose first happy experience was snuggling up to a warm, friendly boob and having a wonderful culinary experience. What would you expect? All the boob-haters died out, trying to get their first meal from cabbages or something!

this is the best thing I have ever heard!!! I can't wait to share it with my partner, she'll love it.
I can't help but picture babies sucking on cabbage heads...

Sadly, I personally was a bottle baby, hence my ongoing search for that warm, friendly boob...

And nice to put your head between and blow raspberries.

That works for me.

There are a lot of things in this world that are squishy. I'm not sure boobs deserve our devotion for this attribute alone. I mean... dead frogs are also squishy. Yet I reserve my adoration for boobs. Dead frogs just don't do it for me. Am I alone in this?

I must say that it's a source of some concern to me that after a whole several minutes, nobody has chimed in to agree that boobs are clearly better than dead frogs. It's disturbing to think that so many people must like dead frogs. I meant it as a joke! What kind of weird sexual subculture have I stumbled upon here?

I like playing with my own. no idea why. I'm gonna keep at it though, and let y'all know when I come up with an answer ya know, in the name of "science" or... something.

Let us know if it involves dead frogs in any way...

cause they make me feel like I'm three months old again. I want to suck on them and I can't help it

They are cool to me 'cause I ain't got any, and AND because they tend to be attached to girls.

And these are both attributes which, presumably, do not apply to dead frogs. This is a good thing... I was starting to worry about the whole dead frog trend here.

Okay. Squishy, Warm, and Attached to girls. Happy?

"and attached to girls"... yeah, this is definitely moving in the right direction!

Arms to hold one's self are definitely a *huge* step in the right direction!

did i do that to you? i do that sometimes.

if i did....was it awesome?

Another wonderful step in the right direction (which I was clueless enough not to comment on in my first couple of comments in this thread, though it was clearly another huge step in the right direction).

emphasis mine

Zork has a collection of dead frogs?

Alas, he does not. He went out on a limb, assuming that dead frogs do not tend to be attached to girls, because he has never seen a dead frog attached to a girl, and further out on said limb, in assuming that Dead_Ringer does not possess any dead frogs, because, well, most people do not own dead frogs. He is not, in the usual sense of the phrase, an expert in dead frogs, though he would happily become so.

Edited to add: especially if it would make pygmy like him.

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by Zork]

I think it has something to do with sexy.