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3/21/08

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3/19/08

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3/16/08

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3/13/08

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3/6/08

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3/5/08

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Who's on your List? [3]

ShelterFromCold

2/28/08

Chocolate Penis Kit Reviewed

2/28/08

Dungeon Bloopers [4]

2/27/08

Sex With a Vaccuum Cleaner [7]

BlastProcessing

2/24/08

masturbation...a sticky topic [2]

2/24/08

Who do you rate as a sex symbol?

2/23/08

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2/21/08

My girlfriend is the kinkiest prude ever. [3]

2/18/08

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Forget Real Dolls... [2]

2/15/08

valentines day love it or hate it [2]

2/13/08

it's so frustrating!

2/12/08

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2/11/08

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2/11/08

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2/9/08

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2/5/08

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2/3/08

What Was Your Worst Sex Ever?

1/31/08

Oral issues [2]

1/30/08

Vasectomy Appreciation Thread [4]

1/27/08

The love story to end all love stories has ended

1/27/08

ScientistofSleep

1/24/08

antidepressants = no sex drive. [3]

1/24/08

'bondage threesome' [2]

1/23/08

breast fluctuations

1/21/08

When Two Become One [5]

1/21/08

Straight Edge Vegan girls are wild in the bedroom [4]

1/21/08

Laydeez! Finger in da' butt. [2]

1/19/08

My cons about having a soon to be wife... [4]

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Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:08 AM

Disclaimer: If my stuff creeps you out, read no further.

Meet my new best friend:

His name is The Sucker Demon.
Sometimes TSD and I enjoy Iva from busty.pl, and other assorted porn.
Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

I heavily recommend using a Wet-Dry Vac in your next alone-time session.

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 13, 2006 08:12 AM

Sex With a Vaccuum Cleaner.. Taureolt? Taureolt...

might i add, dear... god.

xo

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:16 AM

I don't believe you.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:22 AM

Subrosa said:
I don't believe you.

I don't even want to know.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:23 AM

Subrosa said:
I don't believe you.

+1

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:26 AM

Subrosa said:
I don't believe you.

I can procure photos.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:27 AM

Subrosa said:
I don't believe you.

I can procure photos.

You can procure photos of you sticking your dick in a vacuum cleaner, I'm sure. So can I. Doesn't mean that any of the above is true.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:30 AM

How abouta photoset, then? Well, maybe not, because ejaculations aren't allowed on this site. You just have to trust me, ol Cup full of sluts man.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:31 AM

video!

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAR 13, 2006 08:32 AM

I don't want to believe you.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:34 AM

Dove said:
video!

I think that my camera can do that.
or, as soon as SG Webcams are re-launched.

[Edited on Mar 13, 2006 by Taureolt]

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:35 AM

Anton said:
I don't want to believe you.

Yes

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAR 13, 2006 08:38 AM

Whyareyouputtingyourcockinavacuumcleanerwtfwhy?!?!sogross!!!!

Taureolt said:
Disclaimer: If my stuff creeps you out, read no further.

Sorry, I should've heeded your warning.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAR 13, 2006 08:38 AM

mamet said:

Anton said:
I don't want to believe you.

Yes

+1

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:42 AM

The only thing that gets Taurolt off is people thinking he's pervier than he really is. Honestly, how anyone thinks a vacuum cleaner could get them off. . .

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:43 AM

PointBlank said:
The only thing that gets Taurolt off is people thinking he's pervier than he really is. Honestly, how anyone thinks a vacuum cleaner could get them off. . .

Suction + cool air + vibration.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:44 AM

PointBlank said:
The only thing that gets Taurolt off is people thinking he's pervier than he really is. Honestly, how anyone thinks a vacuum cleaner could get them off. . .

i just want to see how far he'll go to prove that he's weird. also, if we can get a video, we are a shoe-in for America's Funniest Home Videos.

Paul9000

Monterey, CA

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:45 AM

What is that like 10 horse-power? It wouldn't get me off.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:47 AM

CarnalsaurusRex said:
I'd need a bigger hose.

Oohhh I didn't clarify. I don't use the hose. I just remove that and stick it in the hole where the filter is. Since the fan is in the head of the machine, I have no fears of getting my cock chopped off.

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAR 13, 2006 08:48 AM

Paul9000 said:
What is that like 10 horse-power? It wouldn't get me off.

CarnalsaurusRex said:
I'd need a bigger hose.

So if the vacuum met your specific requirements, you're down?

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:49 AM

How I know it's bullshit (then I'll stop beating this dead horse):

Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

If it takes you hours to jack off (hell, if it takes ten minutes), you're doing it wrong or fibbing.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 13, 2006 08:51 AM

PointBlank said:
How I know it's bullshit (then I'll stop beating this dead horse):

Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

If it takes you hours to jack off (hell, if it takes ten minutes), you're doing it wrong or fibbing.

Orrrr I do it excessively and have done it that way in the past, which has led to the desensitization of my phallic skin, resulting in a muchmuch longer time to jerk off (can go up to 4 or 6 hours). Not because I am not horny, but because the skin cells don't transmit sensation as good as they used to.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:52 AM

PointBlank said:
How I know it's bullshit (then I'll stop beating this dead horse):

Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

If it takes you hours to jack off (hell, if it takes ten minutes), you're doing it wrong or fibbing.

Orrrr I do it excessively and have done it that way in the past, which has led to the desensitization of my phallic skin, resulting in a muchmuch longer time to jerk off (can go up to 4 or 6 hours). Not because I am not horny, but because the skin cells don't transmit sensation as good as they used to.

that's the silliest thing i've ever heard.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:53 AM

Dove said:

PointBlank said:
How I know it's bullshit (then I'll stop beating this dead horse):

Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

If it takes you hours to jack off (hell, if it takes ten minutes), you're doing it wrong or fibbing.

Orrrr I do it excessively and have done it that way in the past, which has led to the desensitization of my phallic skin, resulting in a muchmuch longer time to jerk off (can go up to 4 or 6 hours). Not because I am not horny, but because the skin cells don't transmit sensation as good as they used to.

that's the silliest thing i've ever heard.

Top ten, for sure.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

MAR 13, 2006 08:54 AM

PointBlank said:

Dove said:

PointBlank said:
How I know it's bullshit (then I'll stop beating this dead horse):

Guaranteed Orgasm in 10 minutes. Saves me hours of time from normal jacking off.

If it takes you hours to jack off (hell, if it takes ten minutes), you're doing it wrong or fibbing.

Orrrr I do it excessively and have done it that way in the past, which has led to the desensitization of my phallic skin, resulting in a muchmuch longer time to jerk off (can go up to 4 or 6 hours). Not because I am not horny, but because the skin cells don't transmit sensation as good as they used to.

that's the silliest thing i've ever heard.

Top ten, for sure.

i especially liked the use of the phrase "phallic skin".

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