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FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 06, 2006 09:18 AM

NewYorkMatt said:

FridgeMagnet said:
lately i've been having text message sex. It's not really lke cyber, but when you get a text from a girl that says, "I'm at a bar, come here and I'll suck you off." It kinda gets the ball rolling.



Literally!



I'll keep pitching them, if you keep hitting them.

TeshaMarieRie

TeshaMarieRie

Logsden, OR
April 2005

MAR 06, 2006 11:06 AM

mydogfarted said:
I gave up on cybersex when I had to go to the hospital to have my mouse removed from my ass. wink



lmfao..... omg...

Viral

Viral

United Kingdom
December 2005

MAR 06, 2006 11:20 AM

Inque said:

Viral said:
Back when I was a naive kid I didn't know what a cyber was so my cousin told me to ask my sister for one..




Haha. How'd that work out for you?



fine and dandy... no that would be so wrong! eww
puke

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

MAR 06, 2006 02:02 PM

TeshaMarieRie said:

MrMuller said:
Neva eva.


u sure? you're always there to answer.. wink



Well if I was having cybersex, then I'd be too busy to answer now wouldn't I?

Personally I think it's incredibly stupid, childish, and pointless. Something for stupid AOLer high school kids that have no lives. And on that note, I've always felt that way, even when I was in high school. whatever

I do however like reading the prank ones this guy used to post on his site. He'd tell them he wanted to roll play, and then say he was a pirate, or a rhino, or a lvl 40 wizard, or an obese man, or something hilarious. Some good stuff came out of that.

TeshaMarieRie

TeshaMarieRie

Logsden, OR
April 2005

MAR 06, 2006 06:44 PM

Dove said:

Alukh said:
I've found that cybersex is pointless.



me too.

also, TeshaMarieRie, exactly how many threads have you started this week? shocked



Sorry, I'm done, I've been overly bored. Stuck at work having random thoughts of nothings. I hate me.. again, sorry.

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

MAR 08, 2006 12:55 AM

sometimes it can be fun

xxSAPPHiRE

xxsapphire

Garland, TX
February 2006

MAR 08, 2006 01:09 AM

How often do I cyber? 2 or 3 times a day with my online girlfriend. Then after we have phone sex. I love when she talks dirty to me, usually I dont like it but with her it makes me sooo wet wink

Whitey52

Whitey52

USA
December 2005

MAR 08, 2006 06:23 AM

semyaza said:
Cyber sex has gotta be one of the silliest wastes of time ever! tongue



I agree with semyaza It's not a snickers, it never satisfies.

Sandman262

Sandman262

Yukon, OK
February 2005

MAR 08, 2006 06:32 AM

MrMuller said:

TeshaMarieRie said:

MrMuller said:
Neva eva.


u sure? you're always there to answer.. wink



Well if I was having cybersex, then I'd be too busy to answer now wouldn't I?

Personally I think it's incredibly stupid, childish, and pointless. Something for stupid AOLer high school kids that have no lives. And on that note, I've always felt that way, even when I was in high school. whatever

I do however like reading the prank ones this guy used to post on his site. He'd tell them he wanted to roll play, and then say he was a pirate, or a rhino, or a lvl 40 wizard, or an obese man, or something hilarious. Some good stuff came out of that.



Bloodninja! Those were hilarious!

As for cybering, I tried it a few times. Took way too long for my taste
confused robot

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

MAR 08, 2006 09:44 AM

Sandman said:

MrMuller said:

TeshaMarieRie said:

MrMuller said:
Neva eva.


u sure? you're always there to answer.. wink



Well if I was having cybersex, then I'd be too busy to answer now wouldn't I?

Personally I think it's incredibly stupid, childish, and pointless. Something for stupid AOLer high school kids that have no lives. And on that note, I've always felt that way, even when I was in high school. whatever

I do however like reading the prank ones this guy used to post on his site. He'd tell them he wanted to roll play, and then say he was a pirate, or a rhino, or a lvl 40 wizard, or an obese man, or something hilarious. Some good stuff came out of that.



Bloodninja! Those were hilarious!

As for cybering, I tried it a few times. Took way too long for my taste
confused robot



That's him! He was classic. "I cast Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite". biggrin And the pirate one was damn funny too.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

MAR 08, 2006 11:37 AM

TeshaMarieRie said:

Dove said:

Alukh said:
I've found that cybersex is pointless.



me too.

also, TeshaMarieRie, exactly how many threads have you started this week? shocked



Sorry, I'm done, I've been overly bored. Stuck at work having random thoughts of nothings. I hate me.. again, sorry.



haha, it's alright, i just thought i had slipped into an alternate dimension for a second.

Elwing

Elwing

United Kingdom
December 2005

MAR 09, 2006 01:38 PM

I actually really like cybersex. blush

How often: A couple of times a week, at best, when I'm horny.

Best thing someone's said: Something along the lines of, "Wanna see me on cam?" Which I did, and he obliged. wink

DeathByOpus

DeathByOpus

Saint Louis, MO
March 2006

MAR 10, 2006 05:09 AM

not much on cyber sex anymore, last person i tried it with went a little to far talking dirty. It went from sexy to kinda weird, to choking, to kicks in my groin


*sigh*


miss those days LOL

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

MAR 10, 2006 05:21 AM

its surprisingly difficult to set up. I don't trust strangers and those I do trust, well then I usually have the phone and their very own sexual organs availiable now don't I?

wipis

wipis

Lambertville, NJ
February 2006

MAR 12, 2006 01:45 AM

I used to do it a lot just for fun. But not nearly as much now. Its actually been really wierd. Ive ment several incredible women in cyber chatrooms and now we chat all the time like were best friends. Hell I think Im falling for one of them. blush
With one we only play once in a while and most of its story. Usually it just gets her in the mood before she goes and skrews her husbands brains out. Another I just occasionally write sexy little emails to for her to enjoy. And the one Im falling for we just talk all the time. Like tonight we started talking then flirting then had a cyber make out session. Sure it was kinda silly but she said she was very satified when she went to bed tonight.

It may seem like a silly waste of time to many and I often think their right but theres a very powerful feeling of getting a woman off with words. One girl told me to stop b/c she was afraid she was gonna get vocal and wake up the house and another who said 'brb I need to clean up a little.'


Oxford boy said:

and......... another thing i love.....is when they stop typing...cause you know they are taking care of buisness



Exactly.

[Edited on Mar 12, 2006 by wipis]

doctashock

doctashock

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

MAR 12, 2006 01:49 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

bearofbears

bearofbears

Denver, CO
January 2006

MAR 12, 2006 01:50 AM

I use to live in San Diego and the guy I was dating lived in LA and we didn't have a lot on time to drive to one another, but we had lots of phone sex. He was a good dirty talker and we would have fun over the phone and in person. Online I have never gotten that into it. It always felt weird to type "oh you make me wet...ohhhhh" when I can say it and the person can hear the tone in my voice and I can hear them etc....
i have no really memorable dirty talk sessions though they are all fairly generic. I like it though.

Kore

Kore

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 12, 2006 12:14 PM

i have cybersex all the fuckin time.

TheRedBaron

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA
November 2003

MAR 12, 2006 12:53 PM

Sandman said:

Bloodninja! Those were hilarious!



I put on my robe, and wizard hat.

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

MAR 12, 2006 01:01 PM

i taught a SG how to cyber the other day.

biggrin wink kiss

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

MAR 12, 2006 01:16 PM

oxfordboy said:
i taught a SG how to cyber the other day.

biggrin wink kiss



Oh stop your bragging already!!!!!

Oren

Oren

United Kingdom
January 2006

MAR 12, 2006 02:51 PM

I think cybersex is a sad pointless waste of time.

wipis

wipis

Lambertville, NJ
February 2006

MAR 12, 2006 10:02 PM

oxfordboy said:
i taught a SG how to cyber the other day.

biggrin wink kiss



Yeah not let me show her how its really done. hehe biggrin

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

MAR 13, 2006 07:07 AM

r0nin449 said:

oxfordboy said:
i taught a SG how to cyber the other day.

biggrin wink kiss



Oh stop your bragging already!!!!!



im not braggine...i wouldnt have mentioned it if she hadent posted it in her journal smile

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