What time is it? (Masturbating question)

basically, anytime I'm in my bed with idle hands... usually, before bed, but occasionally theres a commercial break where I just can't contain myself...

it;s always a good time

lunch break.......between dinner and desert......whilst changing the oil in your car

Whenever wherever

At night.

ohh...i soooooo didnt need to be thinking about you doing that

I've had terrible insomnia for a week now, so what better way to pass the time?

I dunno, I can't see my watch. Maybe I should start wearing the dial on the inside of my wrist.

In about an hour!

When the guy playing video games behind me goes to bed...Is he still there?

ha i did it once so i could get the controler on resident evil for for gamecube (I think) he had been playing for hours so i said i would sit next to him and masterbate till i got to play he went to bed real soon after i started. it was about two am.

when all the planits in this system line up is the only time I will jerk it

I masturbate whenever Martini sighs.

Late morning to early afternoon works best for me because I'm alone.

Night.