asking some one out

Or you could be like.

"I've been following you and watching you for these last few months and i've decided i like you enough to give you the opportunity to take me out sometime. Now it doesnt have to be anywhere fancy but if you dont say yes i may stab you to death"

Either way i dont ask people out because i never know what to say.

Ummm try "Hi, hows you?"

I find this works... actually wait.... I'm single, it can't work damnit...

Um... just say "do you wanna go out with me sometime?" ...

i had a "crush" on a girl at work and i got to know her a little then i took the: "wanna head to a bar after work" approch and it worked... next thing you know i was out with her

try it... maybe it'll work

Yeah, maybe easy for you to say little Miss "I'm too shy..."

I lack the tenacity to be so bold...

I've used something like this only I tend to repeat, "It puts the lotion on the skin or it get the hose again."

I'm too shy to say something first to a sexy girl, however I would ask her out if we got to talking.

That's straight from a players playbook.

I personaly don't lack the tenacity to do this, but I have found it doesn't work unless, like you said, we have already been talking.

To be honest. I find that the best results I have are when I find someone I have an imediate connection to. If I'm wondering if they like me too then I'm already off to a bad start.

o SURE.

it's just a shame to have these interlocking bodies and not interlock.

That only works if you're Emma Caulfield.

*loves Emma Caulfield*

Make her laugh in an intelligent way.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

i have 2 problems: this is exactly the way i am...

and all of the girls i'm interested in and that i know well are unavailable.

When meeting a brand new person, among a group of people:

1) Be sure the only available chair is next to you.
2) No other guys should be in proximity.
3) Engage in stimulating conversation.
4) Make sure she can't find her phone.
5) Offer to let her use your phone to call hers, now you have her number.
6) She calls her phone, now she has yours.
7) Leave shortly afterward.
8) Prior to leaving, say, "So, now you've got my number. Feel free to call."

And if she says, "And you've got mine too. " Then, you're in the clear, and you can then:

9) Call her.

Okay, so it wasn't exactly a strategy, but that happened to me once.