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aheeb

aheeb

Los Osos, CA
January 2006

MAR 02, 2006 01:49 AM

Okay what is a good way to ask a stranger or a acquaintance out? just looking for new ideas and i searched the boards and nothing came up.

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

MAR 02, 2006 02:10 AM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

snidebot

snidebot

Berkeley, CA
October 2005

MAR 02, 2006 02:27 AM

hypnotic suggestion and/or lots of booze.




seriously, though...get to know her/him a bit, and then just ask. strike up a conversation, and if it's going well, just ask if she/he wants to go out. for instance, if you're talking about movies, and find out you both haven't seen a particular one, just ask if she/he wants to see it with you. this is much, much better than simply asking someone if she/he wants to "go out sometime" (and a whole lot better than just randomly trying to pick someone up). if nothing else, it shows that you have at least something in common with the person and may actually be compatable. i also find that being specific works better than being vague; "capote this friday" rather than "a movie sometime".

that's my good deed for the day.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

MAR 02, 2006 03:11 AM

I totally suck at trying to talk to girls I'm interested in if I don't know them well.

Whitey52

Whitey52

USA
December 2005

MAR 02, 2006 05:46 AM

Can I offer you a fish sandwich? skull

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAR 02, 2006 05:54 AM

Would you like to go get a cup of coffee?

Hood

Hood

United Kingdom
January 2006

MAR 02, 2006 07:55 AM

NewYorkMatt said:
I'd really like to have sex with you, but I understand that it is innapropriate to just walk up to someone you don't know and say that. Hahahah. So instead, would you like to accompany me to some sort of sporting competition or perhaps we could have some dinner. During this time we can share interests and memories and then after I have convinced you that I am not just interested in sex, we can have sex?




LMAO funniest thing I’ve read all week thanks man biggrin

NuKe

NuKe

Indianapolis, IN
January 2004

MAR 02, 2006 09:49 AM

Learn a card trick. People love card tricks.

[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 by NuKe]

Hypercrew

Hypercrew

I'm lost
April 2004

MAR 02, 2006 09:52 AM

Drive up in a porche, you won't have to say a damn word.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 02, 2006 10:01 AM

Is this actually someone you've met or are you going to try to mack on some Suicidegirl from Botswana?

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

MAR 02, 2006 10:08 AM

Hey, you have had enough to drink, lets go.

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

MAR 02, 2006 10:25 AM

Hypercrew said:
Drive up in a porche, you won't have to say a damn word.


I dunno, man, it's all about the sock puppets.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 02, 2006 10:32 AM

Me: Hey, wanna go get some food?
Her: Okay.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAR 02, 2006 10:34 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
Me: Hey, wanna go get some food?
Her: Okay.


Is that code for doin' it?

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAR 02, 2006 10:39 AM

NewYorkMatt said:
whatever a guy says is 'code for doin it'


What if he says, "You wanna go do it?" Whats that code for? Getting something to eat?

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAR 02, 2006 10:43 AM

i wouldn't know..i don't have to ask people out: i'm a SuicideGirl. tongue

hahahhaha... riiiiight whatever

xo

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 02, 2006 10:44 AM

FridgeMagnet said:
Me: Hey, wanna go get some food?
Her: Okay.



Me: this is good food isn't it.
Her: Not really.
Me: Well if you're still hungry, why don't you do some yogurt shots.
Her: What's a yogurt shot?
Me: I don't know, nevermind.

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

MAR 02, 2006 10:49 AM

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

MAR 02, 2006 10:53 AM

Why dont you come over and put some teeth marks in my pillow!

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

MAR 02, 2006 10:58 AM

I have found sending psychic messages from your mind doesn't work.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAR 02, 2006 01:26 PM

An acquaintance is one thing. Easy. All you have to do is say "wanna go out some time?" It may take some courage, but you can do it.

Have some ideas for when the person says yes. Movie, beach, museum. I would stray away from an "event". Like a cousins wedding. Or a friends party. The person might feel on the spot.

If they say no, move on.


Now, a stranger is completely different.

Here is how it is for me. If you look at them and something pops into your head that sounds like the perfect thing to say, do it.

Good luck.

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAR 02, 2006 01:32 PM

Simple: don't.

Much easier.

ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

MAR 02, 2006 01:46 PM

Cut through all the bullshit and go for the money shot.

ThePsychicBunny

ThePsychicBunny

United Kingdom
March 2005

MAR 02, 2006 01:54 PM

How about,

I like your face, we should bump uglies.

[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 by ThePsychicBunny]

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAR 02, 2006 01:57 PM

I have never caught on to social skills.

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