Strangest place you've fucked in

On the end of Brighton pier.

behind an abandoned gas-station as a police car drove by

that would be different. I couldn't do that, because if i did it would be at work and those things are full of metal and glass and racoon nests. The pain would be kinky but the medical bill would be retarded.

Front yard.

Rock pile at a construction site (I got to be the one on the rocks, ouch).

This girl's ex's bed. Oh yea, and his shower. And his bathroom floor. Yea, and the sink too.

Haha yeah. Strangest place I'VE ever made whoopie? Not that strange I suppose...top of a parking garage at Indiana University-Purude University Fort Wayne.

Crowded public parking structure as a drunk guy peed on a car right next to us.

In my car. Too tight.


in my house's elevator at 9 AM, in a hotel pool in the middle of the day, just next to kid's pool

In my royal loge in the Théâtre du Palais-Royal, on February 15, 1665, during the premiere of Molière's "Dom Juan". (Please don't tell this to Molière!)

In a helicopter in a kids playground.