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Occam

occam

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

APR 13, 2004 01:21 AM

Funny all of the guys on here talking about all these long times. I've lived with too many male roommates and well, being a male myself and unafraid of the truth I seriously doubt a few of you. Sometimes it lasts awhile, sometimes it doesn't....straight intercourse probably shouldn't be much longer than 15-20 minutes without changing things up a bit....friction is a double-edged sword of sex. Like all things there are rarely strict rules.....do what ya like and be happy.

draciav

draciav

San Diego, CA
December 2003

APR 13, 2004 02:11 AM

Sweet baby Jesus friction is deadly...

If you're planning for anything beyond a couple hours of hardcore humpin, be sure that both parties shave completely and cover their little monsters with at least a quarter inch coat of something slippery.

I remember a youthful game of "lemme prove my manhood" that sent my chafed ass home with a slight limp and a hangover.

Young men, beware the malt liqour when dealing with angry girls with bald heads and bushy beavers! ...and if you notice that the same CD has just played for the 10th time and she's still sportin the eye of the tiger - be prepared for a rough couple of days in cranksville.

sorry.

gothicwolf

gothicwolf

United Kingdom
February 2004

APR 13, 2004 06:49 AM

Cash said:
well, unless you're a chump, I'd say at the very minimum.....half an hour



yep, and thats on just the foreplay. then another hour or so with different positions. or if you want fun, you can have a quicky like me and one of my ex's did. managed it in half a minute biggrin . we couldn't stop laughing after that.

lessthan4

lessthan4

I'm lost
April 2004

APR 13, 2004 07:06 AM

I'm not sure I agree on the shaving. In fact, I definitely do not. That is all I have to contribute.

damonone

damonone

San Francisco, CA
March 2004

APR 13, 2004 08:02 AM

i figure i'll stop having sex when i die, so at least until then.


in the other sense, i think 3-4 orgasms is more than adequete

Kamper

Kamper

Merrimack, NH
December 2003

APR 13, 2004 08:30 AM

draciav said:
Sweet baby Jesus friction is deadly...

If you're planning for anything beyond a couple hours of hardcore humpin, be sure that both parties shave completely and cover their little monsters with at least a quarter inch coat of something slippery. ...



What is the function of pubic hair? They are a dry lubricant and function like roller bearings. If both people are shaved or trimmed too close you will need an external lubricant if intercourse last more than a few minutes.

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

APR 13, 2004 07:43 PM

what are you guys talking about?

[sarcasm]if i don't cum in the first 3 strokes it's not worth it... i believe there's no such thing as pre-mature ejaculation... i can't cum fast enough![/sarcasm]

wink

tofu "robot"

apologees

apologees

Antarctica
February 2003

APR 13, 2004 08:07 PM

i think it depends on the girl and the use of the condom.

with a condom, i cum in 2 or 3 hours (if ever).
without, 30-45 minutes. maybe 1.5 hours if I am being creative in my baseball thinking.

MiSSing_Girl

MiSSing_Girl

Jacksonville, FL
February 2004

APR 13, 2004 08:48 PM

Spike said:
How long's a piece of string...?
Spike
PS
The answer to that riddle is twice the length from the middle to the endwink



Too goddamn long! wink I love that movie.

Occam

occam

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

APR 14, 2004 02:25 AM

Again...there's youthful hyperbole and then there's just plaing lying. Every once in awhile it's nice to really go an hour or so but usually both parties can be quite happy and satisfied in 15-20 minutes especially if this is a long term relationship. I'm sorry if I'm actually trying to be truthful on the internet...maybe I should join the rest of the guys on here....oh yeah I'll eat a girl out for at least 6 to 10 hours without coming up for air then it's a bit of the ol' in out for at least a 72-hours and then.......I guess I'm just too damn apathetic to care about impressing people I'll never meet.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 14, 2004 08:32 AM

Until the camera stops rolling.... wink

ThePenisMightier

ThePenisMightier

Intercourse, PA
March 2004

APR 14, 2004 10:08 PM

Occam said:
Again...there's youthful hyperbole and then there's just plaing lying. Every once in awhile it's nice to really go an hour or so but usually both parties can be quite happy and satisfied in 15-20 minutes especially if this is a long term relationship. I'm sorry if I'm actually trying to be truthful on the internet...maybe I should join the rest of the guys on here....oh yeah I'll eat a girl out for at least 6 to 10 hours without coming up for air then it's a bit of the ol' in out for at least a 72-hours and then.......I guess I'm just too damn apathetic to care about impressing people I'll never meet.




HOLY SHIT that was funny.

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 14, 2004 11:03 PM

lessthan3 said:
I'm not sure I agree on the shaving. In fact, I definitely do not. That is all I have to contribute.



Why?
Are you like one of those "Save the Pubes" freaks?

KharnalBloodlust

kharnalbloodlust

Indianapolis, IN
September 2003

APR 14, 2004 11:17 PM

foreplay...about as long as it takes for me to get off at least once, and for him to get good and ready. so...10 or 15 minutes on average.
sex...bout 10-15 minutes. half an hour of sex, in an combination of foreplay/intercourse is a good average. of course, this is in a 4+ year relationship. the occasional couple-hour session, or even the 6 hour makeout/tease is fun. but i'd never complain for a half an hour of attention. nosirreebob.

some_crazeh_dood

some_crazeh_dood

Albany, NY
March 2004

APR 26, 2004 03:37 PM

Well I know with myself, I enjoy foreplay before getting down to the nitty gritty (if you would call it that). So it ranges from 30 minutes to an hour; if I go and she hasn't, I'll go down on her until she does wink But hey, whatever happens happens, not much you can do to control it. But yeah, 30-60 minutes sounds about right, anything thereafter you start to hurt and it becomes more of a hassle than pleasure.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 26, 2004 03:40 PM

I just banked 2 hours last weekend. Yay. smile

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

APR 26, 2004 08:35 PM

My boyfriend and I have a rule. I cum at least three times before he does. Sometimes it's only 20 minutes but that's fine with me.

biggrin

jAWESOME13

jAWESOME13

I'm lost
September 2011

OCT 18, 2011 02:09 PM

Long enough for her to be satisfied. And I'm being real, I'm not trying to brown nose.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

OCT 18, 2011 02:25 PM

Epic bump, brah.

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

OCT 19, 2011 03:08 AM

i long for the day i can cum in 10min, half hour minimum

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

OCT 20, 2011 03:09 PM

Like 5 minutes? Then ten, then it's like half an hour.
I've spent my life beating it to go to sleep. I want shit done NOW.

Fuck you.

neomawolf

neomawolf

Fpo, AE
March 2011

OCT 29, 2011 08:08 PM

it depends on the night really...Ive gone as short as 20 min. and as long as 4 hours...and that was cuz she got tired and didnt want to go anymore smile

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

OCT 29, 2011 08:35 PM

Talk about a seven year itch.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

OCT 29, 2011 10:21 PM

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