Orgasms

I have a question for any ladies or guys who might no why this is ar if they are the same way. I can't orgasm from sex. Or oral for that matter. Why is this and am I the only one like this?

This is because of a rare genetic malfunction in your omigodimcumming gland. And it effects like 2% of the worlds population.

Oh sure, just make a joke about it. Real nice, bra.

Helluv a first comment.

I dunno, you'd have to explain yourself better. It could be any number of things... but if you can orgasm by yourself, then I'm sure the problem can be solved easily enough.

good luck

Stop masturbating.


No, really.

She's not a man, man.

It took me too long to figure out the first sentence.

what^^ she^^ said.

maybe it's because pickup trucks can't have sex?

Back in 79, they could.

link?

I'm a lady.

Please forgive me, you are a lady and stupendous one at that.

[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 by FridgeMagnet]

at'll do 'er. get some good build up till you 'splode!

But I like masturbating in the closet (closet)

You would.

You're only 18 and you're a female. Keep practicing. Get it down by yourself and then you can go out and play doubles.

Relax, it will come.

I seem to remember a previous thread on this topic, and some women chimed in that they didn't experience their first orgasms until their early 20s.

CAN ANY OF YOU FEMALES "SQUIRT"??? "JIZZ???"

And I can't have one if I relax. It helps to tense up every muscle then POW! Orgasm, over and over again.

If you can get orgasms at all, show your partner how... Getting horny as hell (no mastrubation for some time, as already suggested) may help too

If you can't get an orgasm at all, the good news is: it's 95% in your head. So don't worry, there is help ... but I doubt you find it here in this board.

Listen to this woman. She knows what she's talking about.

At least, in my experience, the more girls come, the easier it gets for them.
The girl I gave my virginity to was a virgin too at the time. The first time she had an orgasm during sex, we had been going at it for over an hour. After that, they came faster and faster. (Yes. That included bragging. It also included a pun. Enjoy.)

The most orgasmic woman I ever dated was one who had sex frequently, and made extensive use of her vibrator on top of that.

Conclusion: The more you come, the more you come.
Don't get stressed about it. Enjoy yourself and chase your pleasure.

Edited: Cursed apostrophes!

[Edited on Nov 29, 2005 by baudot]