food

i never understoood how people can relate food and sex. but im eating a chicken pot pie and got to thinking, im sure there is someone out there that would find that really hot. i wonder if there are people who get a boner just driving by a grocery store. but the point is, how much would you pay me to dump my pot pie on my chest and rub it around? i wont do it for less than $10.

Seeing as I skimmed this until I read, "dump [...] on my chest and rub it around," I will pay you to not do whatever you're thinking.

LoL

As a rider, can we see said chest prior to paying?

food = love

There's no sploshing group on SG, so I'll just have to direct you here. Sure was nice while it lasted.

As second posts go, they don't get much funnier than that.

as long as i still get paid

i had a friend get food poisoning once from a pot pie.

HOT!

Suggestive food

I like to rub sticks of butter against my testicles. Not sure if it counts, since i don't like eating butter.

[Edited on Nov 28, 2005 by KorbenDallas]

had another friend who would refer to her vagina as a taco and if she had a yeast infection would say she had cheese on her taco.

How hot is the pie?

youre gonna need atleast that for burn salve.

now that is hot.
never switch to margerine
how do you spell mar ger ine ????

Not like that.

ew.

this woman is gonna be good.

and that's a fact, folks.

*friend request sent*

well help me out then

M-A-R-G-A-R-I-N-E.

she told me that over dinner

i got there first, humans!

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^^^ he don't play, yo.