why are all these beautiful women single

WORD!

I'm not claiming all men, or all hot women do act or should act like this...I'm just pointing out some things that can narrow the pool down. Some might pass it off as just weeding out the weak and insecure.

i think i am in love

Nah, that's easy. The hard part is telling someone when you can't be bothered continuing, because that means you stop getting all the niceness.

NICENESS!

I submit that none of the women the OP mentioned were actually single - they just told him that in order to make their rejection of him even more painful. Yay them! -- I guess.

Because they'd rather be single than date the likes of you!!!!

because they haven't met me yet obviously

Cuntalicious.

Cuntariffic.

Cuntacular.

Cuntish.

Cuntelope.

Use at your leisure/pleasure.

I forgot "Cuntrageous!"

This thread has become immediately awesome.

I saw a girl's front bottom once - just wanted to share.

I swear, I never shall again.

That is awesome, like in a way that redefines the word awesome.

It is because they need a tan.

Hmm, I had thought that you should just go for it and the worse that could happen is you get rejected and you both go on your merry way, but it seems to have bothered Liante more than I had thought possible. Perhaps there were other circumstances involved but this troubles me somewhat, not that Iask out random people, I'm far too shy for anything like that.

Well, I can understand it somewhat, seeing as half the time when I'm out doing busywork, I'd rather not be bothered. In a non-social situation, you either have to be really attractive or really funny for the approached to not immediately want to back out of the whole ordeal.

Actually, I'm not even sure it works for anyone save the really attractive, since if you're not cute, said girl is going to have a VERY low opinion of you since all you look like is an inferior to her. Even if you're funny, her predisposition toward you might be too negative for you to work into her graces in the say, 2 minutes you have to talk

Plus if you happen to be phenomenally physically attractive and it *does* work for you congrats! you just scored a date with some shallow asshat who wouldn't have given you the time of day if you'd been a nobel prize winning, laureate uggo!

Cuntrageous.........sounds like a candy bar. A deliciously sultry candybar.

I'm definately a recovering social retard. I have to get used to a person before I can work around much of what's been ingrained in me from my awkward youth. I'm getting better, but it's like negative reenforcement -- if you're totally hot, it's going to take some doing for me to accept that you're not going to laugh at me and you actually LIKE to talk to me and aren't just putting up with me because you like to pretend to be nice.

But it's not always that way, and when the stars are right Dread Cthulu wakes and all the ladies respond....

I mean, online it ain't no thang. I can flirt with Liante all day and night if the mood strikes me and she doesn't ignore it. I'm not very self-aware sitting here typing stuff. It's my own home, familiar surroundings, etc. I'd have a good 50% chance to do the same in a normal, easygoing social situation.

But I bet the moment some bombastic cock of the walk talks to her, I'll shy away.

See, that's one of the other reasons, perhaps. Attractive girls attract ALL guys. And the loudest, boldest, and most alpha run right for them. Us slightly less cocksure guys demure -- we're as annoyed by them as the girls are, after all. And so we kind of cede territory to them. Because there's no way in hell I can compete with what he's offering.

So if you're sexy and you want to pierce the wall of bravado being fronted to you, do a little digging through it. Not much...just enough to let the others know they've got a chance to seduce you, too...that you're not like other girls, that you're not just attracted to a guy who throws it in your face how awesome he knows he is...

I mean, I'm amazing, but you're going to have to do a little work for me. Just a little.