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NOV 25, 2005 04:03 PM
NOV 25, 2005 04:05 PM
healthyparanoid said:
I've come to realize that my luck in the bedroom is somewhat mixed...
How many of you have had friendly fire?
Wellllll - last night I was fooling around with this girl - and she goes down to give me some head.
So yea, she there for a bit - I'm about to cum - so I let her know - she pulls off and lets me finish.
If I didn't have my hand over my face I would have been hit in the freaking eye...
I was lying down and I hit myself in the face 
That's like porno style flying projectiles. It was the most shocking thing, but even at the time it was fucking hilarious.
Ladies - from now on, I completely understand why not many of you like to take it on the chin - so to speak - its sticky as fuck and you gotta take a shower to get it outta your hair...
Lol
[Edited on Nov 23, 2005 by healthyparanoid]
god I hate that, swallow, or let me cum all over your face, those are your two options. Ok, either that or let me get a towel first, I'm actually not that fussy...
NOV 25, 2005 04:06 PM
VelvetHolmes
Blythe, CA
October 2005
NOV 25, 2005 04:08 PM
Iloveboobies said:
healthyparanoid said:
I've come to realize that my luck in the bedroom is somewhat mixed...
How many of you have had friendly fire?
Wellllll - last night I was fooling around with this girl - and she goes down to give me some head.
So yea, she there for a bit - I'm about to cum - so I let her know - she pulls off and lets me finish.
If I didn't have my hand over my face I would have been hit in the freaking eye...
I was lying down and I hit myself in the face
That's like porno style flying projectiles. It was the most shocking thing, but even at the time it was fucking hilarious.
Ladies - from now on, I completely understand why not many of you like to take it on the chin - so to speak - its sticky as fuck and you gotta take a shower to get it outta your hair...
Lol
[Edited on Nov 23, 2005 by healthyparanoid]
god I hate that, swallow, or let me cum all over your face, those are your two options. Ok, either that or let me get a towel first, I'm actually not that fussy...
*sighs*
NOV 27, 2005 08:02 AM
Moonlite said:
Romero said:
I went to a nightclub and somewhere between the Apple Martini and Crown on the rocks I met this girl who was sitting by herself at bar. I asked her if she wanted to dance and she said OK. In mid song she invites me over to her place, so we grab our coats and waves bye to her friends. At her place, she lays me down on her bed and moves my arms up to her bed posts. Then I hear, CLICK and then another CLICK. I have been handcuffed to a bed post, the girl is gone and comes back 5 minutes later wearing nothing but a Mardi Gras mask, she's holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol on her left and an X-acto KNIFE in the other. She gets on top and begins to carve out her initials on my chest. I never went back to that club again.
You should had carved your name into her ass
By the time she let me go I was so out of there. I had to put my pants on outside of her apartment. I am grateful she didn't cut me too deep or stabbed me.
gutti
United Kingdom
August 2005
NOV 24, 2005 06:39 AM