Advice

I used to be pretty good at giving head.

My current boyfriend, however, has a penis that curves upward. This is fabulous, actually, for other naughty things in the sack, but not good for giving head- my teeth always hit him when I don't take extra-special precautions. I try to cover my teeth with my lips, but after doing things the way he likes things done, there are painful indentations in the insides of my lips and that's just not very pleasant.

Does anyone have any tips for making it better for him and less painful for me?

Well I can agree the indentations on the inside of your lips hurts like hell.
The most I can tell you is to try positioning yourself at a different angle.
If you normally give him head from say in front of him try moving to the side or positioning yourself above him. You should be able to find a position that makes it a little easier to do.

Have you tried doing the 69?

Yeah. The other problem is, he's pretty good at lasting. And lasting. So after a while, the 69 thing can get uncomfortable. And even when it's not uncomfortable, having his face all up in my goods gets distracting. He does an excellent job.

It does work, though.

EDIT: Well. Not a problem, per se..

[Edited on Nov 20, 2005 by HoneySpider]

[Edited on Nov 20, 2005 by HoneySpider]

You could try lying side-by-side in a 69ish way, without him reciprocating. Definately experiment with angles. Also, you could switch back and forth between a hand and blowjob for when you get tired. If you use your hand at the same time, it can even help keep your teeth off of him.

I've heard of this tip, but I've never tried it - a friend of mine puts in soft-gel dental trays while giving head (her boyfriend lasts FOREVER and the teeth imprints bother her). I think the soft trays might be hard to find, but they cover your teeth and will prevent you from scraping him. The bonus, she says, is that they keep your mouth a little more open and create extra saliva.

Without buying anything else - I suggest the tip above - sounds easy enough to me.

Fee you are a genius, even if the information is second-hand. I love technology. I'm going to try this with my lover, too, now, comma.

Let me know how it goes - if it's good, I'll give it a shot too!

Oh I will I will. It's a big problem having a penis, or a cock (it's the same kind of extension), with a large circumfrence. Her teeth always scrape the middle, which has the greatest thickness, about four inches down of the entire 8.25" shaft. It really sucks because after a good suck-session, you want to cum, you need to cum, and you are almost there.....
alllllmmoooostttt theeerrrreee

TEETH!

total argh-ness. SO, I just went down to the supermarket and got ten of these things. Put me back 20 bucks, but It will be worth it, I hope.

By the way, I don't really try to mask my thoughts or my words, as that can lead to miscommunication, and in a sex forum that's not a very good thing to commit yourself to.

But, back on the topic, I wish now that they (the omnipotent They) made something that would keep girl's jaws from popping out of place while giving endowed men head. Same goes for something to soothe men's jaws while they go down on a woman, too keep our face from getting stiff.

I mean something besides alcohol, y'know, because that stuff is expensive.

Where can these things be purchased? Would they have these at a drugstore?

Thanks for the advice.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on Nov 20, 2005 by BillHaverchuck]

OH, SNAP!

I was thinking the same damn thing, good call!

stupid microsoft.

[Edited on Nov 21, 2005 by Taureolt]

EDIT: fucking XP

[Edited on Nov 21, 2005 by Taureolt]

That's not what I was implying at all. I was merely telling my tale. Damn postmodernists can't see the forest for the trees.

Haha! Get off me!

This really is a good idea though. They have trays that come in the whitening kits. I'm going to try this.

okay, so 69 is a bad position, and things get tiring... what about laying on your back on the bed, and letting your head hang off the bed while he stands and the foot of the bed.

OR if he doesn't want to stand, setting a stool or chair there, so long as everything lines up correctly.

id voter for her

Microsoft? I thought it was macrohard?!?