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Baysponge

baysponge

Downingtown, PA
October 2005

NOV 15, 2005 02:12 PM

so where do people draw the line ?

and is one acceptable and the other not (or less so)?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 15, 2005 02:12 PM

Which do you like? Isn't that what matters?

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

NOV 15, 2005 02:16 PM

As a single girl all bets are off. It's whatever I'm in the mood for.

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

NOV 15, 2005 02:21 PM

whats your mood today hotcurry?


if you havent read this below, its a must.



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
love

Just_A_Shadow

Just_A_Shadow

USA
July 2005

NOV 15, 2005 02:23 PM

asinine said:
whats your mood today hotcurry?


if you havent read this below, its a must.



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
love


astounding

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 15, 2005 02:24 PM

hotcurry said:
As a single girl all bets are off. It's whatever I'm in the mood for.


Why do some girls change their mind so much?

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

NOV 15, 2005 02:25 PM

Damn me and my crazy girl mood swings.

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

NOV 15, 2005 02:27 PM

Cyber Sex is boring and no fun

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

NOV 15, 2005 02:27 PM

well, cyber sex is silly most of the time. But so is sex in general.

Baysponge

baysponge

Downingtown, PA
October 2005

NOV 15, 2005 02:30 PM

The_LL said:
...

Then you get into a discussion on wether flirting online is bad too.



so in your eyes, cyber-sex is bad? or talking about what sex might be like w/ you is bad?

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

NOV 15, 2005 02:32 PM

baysponge said:

The_LL said:
...

Then you get into a discussion on wether flirting online is bad too.



so in your eyes, cyber-sex is bad? or talking about what sex might be like w/ you is bad?



well, that all depends? Are you married? Are you hurting someone else by doing it?

Blueberries

Blueberries

I'm lost
September 2005

NOV 15, 2005 02:36 PM

JustAShadow said:

asinine said:
whats your mood today hotcurry?


if you havent read this below, its a must.



bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
love


astounding


surreal Wow.

lowroller

lowroller

Australia
May 2008

NOV 15, 2005 03:36 PM

asinine said:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
love



HAHA! that's great biggrin

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

NOV 15, 2005 03:44 PM

Anyone have a link to the rest of the "wizard robe and hat" transcripts?
Some of them...

[Edited on Nov 15, 2005 by baudot]

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 15, 2005 03:59 PM

hotcurry said:
well, cyber sex is silly most of the time. But so is sex in general.



Dude! You had sex with the General?

Man, I'm always stuck playing with my privates.

Lil_Tuffy

bonkersgoldfish

bonkersgoldfish

United Kingdom
November 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:02 PM

lil_tuffy said:

hotcurry said:
well, cyber sex is silly most of the time. But so is sex in general.



Dude! You had sex with the General?

Man, I'm always stuck playing with my privates.



Shame on you. biggrin

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:06 PM

When i cyber, i usually have my cock in my hand.

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:09 PM


yeah, i'm doing it to myself

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 15, 2005 04:13 PM

Depends on the level and intention of the flirting. You can flirt to try and see if someone is interested, or there is the playful flirting that really is nothing more than just play. I "play flirt" with my female friends all the time, but none of them know that I'm not trying to hook up or cheat on my wife.

Tekky

Tekky

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 15, 2005 04:14 PM

oh baby.
*presses insert key over and over*

i'm a huge flirt online. flirting is like breathing to me. i don't know if that's a good thing or not but who cares? tongue

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 15, 2005 04:27 PM

Tekky said:
oh baby.
*presses insert key over and over*

i'm a huge flirt online. flirting is like breathing to me. i don't know if that's a good thing or not but who cares? tongue



How YOU doin'?

(I got skillz, yo)

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 15, 2005 08:56 PM

Tekky said:
oh baby.
*presses insert key over and over*

i'm a huge flirt online. flirting is like breathing to me. i don't know if that's a good thing or not but who cares? tongue


I've got to try this.

poeticdesires

poeticdesires

Baltimore, MD
June 2005

NOV 15, 2005 11:12 PM

cyber is only fun if your hands r busy with, eh, other things in between key strokes. n if i'm in the right mood, it can be A LOT of fun biggrin

TheJelly

TheJelly

I'm lost
October 2005

NOV 15, 2005 11:23 PM

hotcurry said:
well, cyber sex is silly most of the time. But so is sex in general.


I think cyber sex is SUPER silly. (sex onomatopoeia are hilarious, not sexy and hard to type while servicing yourself.)
Phone sex is hot but is pretty silly as well.

Real sex is awesome. - hopefully.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

NOV 15, 2005 11:35 PM

asl??//?