My dick fucking stings

That thought has sent many men with prostate and testicular cancer to their graves.

Do people in this thread realize that there is such a thing as female doctors? If i was going to have my dick checked out, I would make sure the doctor was a chick.

Do to an overzealous family doctor and some slightly sketchy blood work I wound up having a female endocrinologist measure my cock and balls once (along with other things. i never did find out what the point of that was. I think she was just screwing with me). They actually have these specical beads to use for measuring nut size.
It really wasn't that great.
I wish I had asked what size balls I have though.

Good point, but if there were lady doctors it would be funny because the minute she told me to show her my dick, I'd start humming porno music like really really softly under my breath. And when she was like, "What are you doing?" I'd pretend I didn't hear anything. And then, she'd go back to looking at my dick, and I'd start humming the porno music again. And that my friends, would be funny.

thats untrue in Europe and North America, women can and are doctors. many make very good ones at that. i tihnk id prefer a male doc though, id be too embarased to get it out infront of a female doc, esp if she was hot

Doctor. Now.

I'm almost positive he was being sarcastic.

I had a woman pediatrician who seemed overly fond of suppositories. Cured me of having anything up my ass.... Fuck where did that memory come from.

Get thee and thy wedding tackle to the cocktor. A man's soul is rooted there, you don't want to have your soul fall off, do you?

Yeah go to the doctor and do the porno music thing. It will be sooooooo funny. And then start a thread about it and tell us everything. If you can manage to take pictures that would be excellent. And remember that if you don't, I'm gonna have to.

he probably was, but i can't stand chauvinism, whether its meant as a joke or not it sucks

Meh, I'm going to be a nurse, and I thought it was pretty funny...

the doctor was a chic...
but she wasnt hot

hit your left nut with a hammer..the dick pain will drift away..

You can't leave us hanging like that, man! What's the diagnosis?

he said on page 2. that they don't think it is an STD or UTI, but don't really have a good idea what it might be. so he gets to wait it out a week.

youve really mastered this style of muttering/rambling humor.

LOL, yeah this is a great idea, man. And have someone film it while you're at it.


Also, the ER might need the video as proof that this is really what happened to you. So it will be a good precautionary measure anyway.

We could use some closure on this.

It probably just fell off.

Really? Does it do showtoons?

...Oh, stings. My bad.

HARPIES!!

Hahahaha, OMG I don't know why that is so funny.

Maybe because you don't have a dick. But seeing as the OP's has fallen off you can have his.

Unless it melted. They do, sometimes.