Six months on cruise, no sex, going nuts

I have been on cruise in the navy for the past six months and I have restrained from sleeping with hookers. I am finally back in SD and I am going nuts........

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So you're looking for a hooker?

Does the military allow you to masturbate to porn? You could try that.

Anyway, why are you "not" looking for a hooker? That would be the first thing on "my" agenda if I were in the navy!

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ers/

You know you want to.

[Edited on Nov 12, 2005 by SirPsychoSexy]

Hookers are people too!

Support the local economy you bastard.

By getting a hooker, you are supporting the economy in the following:
1) Money is spent at a local convience store for condoms;
2) Money is spent on a cheap hotel room;
3) The hooker will by drugs/pay her pimp - who in return will buy food and booze for themselves.

See? Hookers are good for everyone!

And to think, you voluntarily signed up for that job.... Are you just being whiney, or didn't you think it through?

~Trilo~

Thought that was gonna be a TJ Hooker reference while the top of the pic loaded...

so...are there hookers on cruise with you?

they follow behind the ship, jumping like dolphins, don't they?

[Edited on Nov 13, 2005 by Kittie]

Plus, the more people who use free sexual health clinics, the more funding they're likely to get! Go forth, sailor man!

what happened to any port in a storm?