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NOV 12, 2005 04:38 AM
NOV 12, 2005 04:39 AM
NOV 12, 2005 06:28 AM
While taking a sip from the furry cup I had to get up and run to the bathroom and 
, not because it was bad...............it was the 2nd best I've ever tasted but I shortly diagnosed witha terminal illness after that and happend to be one of the side effects. You can imagine how she felt
Other than that I've called out another girls name while in the act, I was young 
NOV 12, 2005 06:47 AM
Quirky
Birmingham, AL
October 2005
NOV 12, 2005 07:18 AM
NOV 12, 2005 07:43 AM
You never fail to crack me the hell up.
NOV 12, 2005 09:05 AM
Quirky
Birmingham, AL
October 2005
NOV 12, 2005 09:28 AM
NOV 12, 2005 09:32 AM
NOV 12, 2005 09:56 AM
NOV 12, 2005 12:19 PM
Rhys said:
the most embarassing thing is when i said "i love you" as a knee jerk reaction during sex THE FIRST TIME with someone. i wasnt in love at that point (although i liked him a lot) but it was waaayyyy to soon and i honestly didnt mean to say it. it just kind of came out in a drunken-having-sex-slurred-saying-all-kinds-of-shit way. i spent the next 5 minutes explaining that i wanted to take it back and it ruined the moment. i didnt say it to him again for at least 4 or 5 months... which is a much more normal time for me.
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I can totally relate to that one. All mine involve not being ready for him to burst..umm bodily functions 
and moms walking in....
NOV 12, 2005 12:29 PM
NOV 12, 2005 12:33 PM
datsun said:
I said, "that's your dick?"
yes, we'd been fooling around and he transitioned from fingers to penis without me even noticing. he wasn't generously proportioned... anyway, I faked an orgasm, and left really quickly. I felt really bad. but I was glad never to screw him again - woah was that a waste of time!
You said you wouldn't tell. 
NOV 12, 2005 12:34 PM
MisterSatan said:
datsun said:
I said, "that's your dick?"
yes, we'd been fooling around and he transitioned from fingers to penis without me even noticing. he wasn't generously proportioned... anyway, I faked an orgasm, and left really quickly. I felt really bad. but I was glad never to screw him again - woah was that a waste of time!
You said you wouldn't tell.
I also said "ohmigawd, I'm cumming!"
girls lie.
NOV 12, 2005 12:35 PM
love me
merf
NOV 12, 2005 12:38 PM
MisterSatan said:
love me
merf
NOV 12, 2005 12:42 PM
NOV 12, 2005 12:45 PM
NOV 12, 2005 12:45 PM
NOV 12, 2005 12:51 PM
MisterSatan said:
datsun said:
MisterSatan said:
Get away from me. You said I had a tiny weiner.
I'll feed you steak and beer.
forgive me?
Oddly enough, my weiner just got a HELL of a lot bigger.
?
NOV 12, 2005 01:29 PM
datsun said:
I said, "that's your dick?"
How long after did he blow his brains out? 
NOV 12, 2005 01:30 PM
mydogfarted said:
datsun said:
I said, "that's your dick?"
How long after did he blow his brains out?
I didn't mean to say it. I was really startled to notice that both of his hands were on my breasts, and that therefore we had transitioned to intercourse without me noticing.
NOV 15, 2005 07:44 PM
daniofthedead
Philadelphia, PA
June 2004
NOV 15, 2005 07:48 PM
datsun said:
MisterSatan said:
datsun said:
I said, "that's your dick?"
yes, we'd been fooling around and he transitioned from fingers to penis without me even noticing. he wasn't generously proportioned... anyway, I faked an orgasm, and left really quickly. I felt really bad. but I was glad never to screw him again - woah was that a waste of time!
You said you wouldn't tell.
I also said "ohmigawd, I'm cumming!"
girls lie.
yes we do
Sydni
SUICIDEGIRL
Washington, USA
NOV 12, 2005 04:29 AM