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Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

NOV 07, 2005 11:42 PM

Okay, so anyone you ever decide to go ahead and masturbate whilst taking a shower, but somewhere along the way you aren't realing feeling it, and the arousal starts to wane. 9 out of 10 times, when that happens you're just like, "ngh, maybe later", but then you get that little primal urge that says "Fuck later, it's time to orgasm.", motivating you to a frenzy of physical stimulation until your body can no longer refuse. You experimentally utilize different random viscous fluids, awkward positions and various angles, all in an effort to RIP the stubbornly pending satisfaction. You dredge up past liaisons and fantasies simultaneously, barraging yourself with memories and visciously abusing yourself because that fucking orgasm WILL NOT DEFEAT YOU.

And then you finally finish, so thoroughly enervated and maddened you can't stifle that loud last gasp Out of breath, weak in the knees, a little dizzy... then you catch your breath, and it feels the same way as when you win a fight, or finish a good book... You actually get a feeling that borders on nirvana from your autoerotic perseverence. You feel like you accomplished something worthwhile beyond the usual momentary gratification and it just makes the rest of your day better? surreal biggrin



[Edited on Nov 08, 2005 by Darke]

Nimhly

Nimhly

Green Bay, WI
February 2003

NOV 07, 2005 11:48 PM

i'm gonna have to go with a "no" on this one.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

NOV 07, 2005 11:59 PM

nothing like soap in the pee hole.

blackeyed

but yeah... i.. have a friend... who would agree with you 60%.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

NOV 08, 2005 12:02 AM

Uh, Nnnnnnnoooooo...... whatever

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

NOV 08, 2005 12:06 AM

Usually at that point you're late for work/school/social obligation so any satisfaction is swiftly made moot.

tehpeanut

tehpeanut

Houston, TX
September 2005

NOV 08, 2005 01:09 AM

umm ...i dont think soo

EvilE25

EvilE25

Denver, CO
May 2004

NOV 08, 2005 01:10 AM

Yeah I was late to a job interview because of that today. My body was not listening and I was not going to give up untill I got the job done! biggrin biggrin

ZombieStomp

ZombieStomp

Carrboro, NC
July 2005

NOV 08, 2005 01:33 AM

I got through exactly what you described 2 out of 3 days, except the dizzy accomplished feeling.

Cinder

Cinder

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 08, 2005 04:17 AM

ROFL! omg I thought I was the only one who did that hahaha! It's like, "God dammit orgasm! I'm gonna git you!!!" lol

auralpleasure

auralpleasure

Mountain View, CA
February 2004

NOV 08, 2005 04:23 AM

Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

NOV 08, 2005 05:09 AM

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?



hmmm... personally, I'd go with something triumphant or dire... perhaps "Night on Bald Mountain" or "The 1812 Overture".... The cannons at the end would be a nice touch. biggrin Maybe "Carmina Burana", that's pretty intense, too.

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

NOV 08, 2005 05:10 AM

soundtrack?

Clubbed to Death by Rob D?

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

NOV 08, 2005 05:10 AM

Meaney said:
nothing like soap in the pee hole.

blackeyed

but yeah... i.. have a friend... who would agree with you 60%.



arg, no soap... try a nice moisturizing hair conditioner biggrin

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

NOV 08, 2005 05:25 AM

Happens all the time, but not in the shower. I spend enough time in there as it is without jacking off.

fALKOR

fALKOR

Trinidad And Tobago
January 2005

NOV 08, 2005 06:51 AM

hmm...i think i'm gonna have a shower!

Anastia

Anastia

USA
May 2005

NOV 08, 2005 06:56 AM

Yeah I really hate it when that happens....They you just sit there going well This sucks But damn it I'm gonna get this one out! lol Then you feel ohhh soo good!
biggrin

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

NOV 08, 2005 06:58 AM

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?


I'm thinking "Mortal Kombat".

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 08, 2005 07:02 AM

baudot said:

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?


I'm thinking "Mortal Kombat".


Achilles Last Stand and the Battle of Evermore by Led Zeppelin would be in there, too.

fpkk

fpkk

United Kingdom
June 2003

NOV 08, 2005 07:44 AM



Commodus: Let's see you manage a sly one off the wrist in manacles masturbatus maximus.
Maximus: Feel that poking into your navel Commodus? That's twelve inches of centurion's wood. And all I have to do is think to make it spurt all over you.

ricosuave

ricosuave

I'm lost
September 2005

NOV 08, 2005 07:56 AM

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?




How about the song that goes 'One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha...'

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

NOV 08, 2005 08:26 AM

Darke said:

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?



hmmm... personally, I'd go with something triumphant or dire... perhaps "Night on Bald Mountain" or "The 1812 Overture".... The cannons at the end would be a nice touch. biggrin Maybe "Carmina Burana", that's pretty intense, too.



If you couls time it to the 1812 Overture, well, that would be special.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 08, 2005 08:31 AM

Cinder said:
ROFL! omg I thought I was the only one who did that hahaha! It's like, "God dammit orgasm! I'm gonna git you!!!" lol



she took the words right out of my mouth ... haha.. wink

xo

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 08, 2005 08:36 AM

Absolutely, and I had $50 that thought that Morgan started this thread.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 08, 2005 08:40 AM

Is it me, or is it 20X harder to masturbate in the shower? I just can't do it that well. Out on dry land, I'm the fuckin' jerk-off king. In the shower, I'm barely a squire.

[Edited on Nov 08, 2005 by Subrosa]

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

NOV 08, 2005 08:43 AM

auralpleasure said:
Now what would be the soundtrack to epic masturbation?



DJ Rob Base.

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