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Madman41

Madman41

Leawood, KS
November 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:01 PM

Sounds funny with that title but the fact of the matter is I need an SG girl! Doesnt have to be a model but those are obviously the type of women I like but just don't have around me where I am at. I am tired of the girl next door types, give me a girl who can kick my ass!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 06, 2005 09:03 PM

I'm not a girl, but I'll kick your ass for a price.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:05 PM

Awwww...judging from the title I thought this thread was about spelunking! mad frown

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:06 PM

Ahahahaha...

Suicide girl girl? Didnt think they made those confused

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 06, 2005 09:07 PM

Lior said:
Ahahahaha...

Suicide girl girl? Didnt think they made those confused



I only date girl girls.

almalthia

almalthia

I'm lost
August 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:08 PM

I'll give you a free kick to the nuts if we should ever meet, how about that?

wheezy_e

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

NOV 06, 2005 09:08 PM

GuavaMadness

GuavaMadness

Miami, FL
October 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:09 PM

yumm, popcorn!

Changes

Changes

Boston, MA
October 2005

NOV 06, 2005 09:10 PM



Sounds cool.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 06, 2005 09:18 PM

I'm sure this is the best way to go about it.

Arete

Arete

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 06, 2005 09:23 PM

MrStitches said:

I only date girl girls.



what exactly does that mean? two uterus.....es? uteri?

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 06, 2005 09:50 PM

MrStitches said:

Lior said:
Ahahahaha...

Suicide girl girl? Didnt think they made those confused



I only date girl girls.


Is this sorta like, "like liking" somebody? No, wait, that's when you eat their sheild.

Ow.

Anyway, I always think it's really funny when people on here are like, "oh man, I just LOVE SG types!" I mean, would they be on here if they didn't?

I'm also always amused at the "girl next door" references, like no SG lives in a house or an apartment and is regularly seen by her neighbors and goes grocery shopping and pays bills and buys clothes and pumps her own gas and goes to the bar... like somehow we all live in an SG mansion away from the prying eyes of the public and don't have regular lives like regular people.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

NOV 06, 2005 09:53 PM

Al said:
like somehow we all live in an SG mansion away from the prying eyes of the public and don't have regular lives like regular people.



Way to dash all of my fantasies, Al.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 06, 2005 09:54 PM

Arete said:

MrStitches said:

I only date girl girls.



what exactly does that mean? two uterus.....es? uteri?



I don't know what it means.
But I'm sticking to it.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

NOV 06, 2005 09:55 PM

Al said:
Is this sorta like, "like liking" somebody? No, wait, that's when you eat their sheild.

Ow.



ZING!

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 06, 2005 10:08 PM

Not sure where this thread is going, so how about some monkeys fucking?

tehpeanut

tehpeanut

Houston, TX
September 2005

NOV 06, 2005 10:13 PM

well i think you have a problem...and i dont think ppl are going to come running when you say you NEED a sg

PuddinCat

PuddinCat

Riverside, NJ
July 2005

NOV 06, 2005 10:22 PM




Al said:
like somehow we all live in an SG mansion away from the prying eyes of the public and don't have regular lives like regular people.







Way to dash all of my fantasies, Al




Mine too frown


[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 by PuddinCat]

HopelessStar

hopelessstar

New York, NY
January 2003

NOV 06, 2005 10:43 PM

Madman41 said:
give me a girl who can kick my ass!



I'll gladly slap you around with a hockey stick if that'll make you happy. ARRR!!! skull

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 06, 2005 10:49 PM

Well, I have huge boots but I can't kick anyone's ass, and I live in a triplex and my neighbor can probably hear me playing Ted Leo through the wall, therefore I'm certainly somebody's girl next door.

Whew! ooo aaa

SuntLacrimae

SuntLacrimae

Eugene, OR
October 2005

NOV 06, 2005 10:53 PM

Madman41 said:
Sounds funny with that title but the fact of the matter is I need an SG girl! Doesnt have to be a model but those are obviously the type of women I like but just don't have around me where I am at. I am tired of the girl next door types, give me a girl who can kick my ass!



I too was hoping for a thread about spelunking. mad

If you want a girl who can kick your ass you can hang around outside of advanced women's self-defense classes and make lewd comments at the women as they leave, pick up female body builders at your local gym, etc.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

NOV 06, 2005 11:03 PM

Arete said:

MrStitches said:

I only date girl girls.



what exactly does that mean? two uterus.....es? uteri?


For some reason that made me think of utters, which made me think of that thread about the weird transexual horse pictures that I've spent 10 mins looking for and can't find but the images are tattooed on my brain.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

NOV 06, 2005 11:04 PM

Also, spelunking is a funny word.

Jstone

jstone

Victoria, BC
November 2004

NOV 06, 2005 11:04 PM

PuddinCat said:



Al said:
like somehow we all live in an SG mansion away from the prying eyes of the public and don't have regular lives like regular people.







Way to dash all of my fantasies, Al




Mine too frown


[Edited on Nov 07, 2005 by PuddinCat]



Well Of course she's going to say that, otherwise the whole cover would be blown, If they keep denying the mansion, private country in europe, yachts, then we wont look for them right?, RIGHT?

Techne

Techne

Cambridge, MA
August 2005

NOV 07, 2005 12:24 AM

I could also use a girl to kick my ass. Dude, you may be new, but you're not alone.

...and that's all I have to say here.

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