You know what I hate?

I really hate it when I dream about an opportunity to get laid, then I realise that the situation is incredibly unlikely and I'm actually dreaming and say 'sweet..' and go lucid, then just as I go in for teh win, I wake up.

Umm, how can a dream with Leonard Cohen in it be bad? Even if it ruins a sex dream, it still is pretty damn good.

I really hate it when I am right about to get laid in a dream and then something happens and I snap awake Pisses me off when I fail at getting laid in dream land too...

ohhhhhhhh i just woke up from a dream like those... too bad it was my ex bf. damn.

i hate how I always get woken up right before the sex begins in the dream-even in my dreams I get nothing

[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 by bairdduvessa]

I just wish I could sleep along enough to dream.

Mine usually end up where I'm waiting for some third wheel person to get the fuck lost so I can make my move, but they just hang around and hang around, and I get edgier and edgier, and then the alarm goes off.

You're not missing much. They usually end with them rolling over, and saying, "You're still here?" I need to start waking earlier.

i hate that... and i'm stressing the word hate here... i hate that.

Not only do I have sex dreams....but I get off in them too.

I hate it when I wake up from a sex dream and the gorgeous man next to me refuses to wake up and pleasure me. Damn the heavy sleepers!!!

I hate when you have a great sex dream and you wake up in Iraq with nothing but dudes around, thank god for SG.

Thats when you just pull back the covers and do your thing.
If he doesn't wake up in the middle of that there are problems. lol

HE WINS!

I'm one of those heavy sleepers, but if I'm roused I'm usually happy to oblige.

Sex when you think you're dreaming is also very very good as everything seems much more real, especially when you're sleepy due to ibuprofen, wine and mj...

My sex dreams end right when I orgasm; I'll end up sitting in bed, thinking "no, this can't be it! I want more, damn it!"

I hate the dream where sex is about to happen, but then I realize I haven't done my homework and I'm late for class and I'm going to fail the exam or something if I don't hurry up and I get to class and then, somewhere in the back of my head I remember that I graduated years ago and that I'm actually late for work and will probably be fired because I'm never on time for anything.

Yeah. That dream sucks.

I've never had a sex dream that I remember.

Closest thing was when I was 12, I dreamt I was feeling up Madonna.

that's the worst, since you just want to get up from there, find whoever it was, and "reinterpret the dream".

quote of the day.

I had a dream about Leonard Cohen once. It wasn't sexy--he was singing, "Chelsea Hotel" while I was smoking burnt up pictures of my ex-girlfriends out of a hookah.

Sex dreams are stupid--like, whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks to try and have a wet dream, I always end up in a drunken tryst before it happens...or my dumbass falls asleep in a completly inappropriate place to have a wet dream when it happens (that's the worst, btw )