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RockyBoulders

RockyBoulders

Australia
July 2005

NOV 07, 2005 06:11 AM

Al said:

jason said:
"fuck, not now baby. im trying to watch this pornographic movie"


Hahahaha!

I swear to god, my last boyfriend probably would have said that to me.




"...don't distract me. i'm trying to follow this convoluted plotline. i think the french maid is actually a double agent..."

grumpyoldbastard

grumpyoldbastard

Roslindale, MA
January 2005

NOV 07, 2005 06:43 AM

__justice__ said:

Al said:

jason said:
"fuck, not now baby. im trying to watch this pornographic movie"


Hahahaha!

I swear to god, my last boyfriend probably would have said that to me.




"...don't distract me. i'm trying to follow this convoluted plotline. i think the french maid is actually a double agent..."



OR IS IT A DOUBLE DILDO

CharlesManson

CharlesManson

I'm lost
December 2004

NOV 07, 2005 08:55 AM

Porn, bj and a joint. A perfect threesome...... smile

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

China
May 2003

NOV 07, 2005 10:10 AM

Morgan said:
Oh man, I want laser eyes.

And a video game blowjob.



The best I can do is video game eyes and a laser blowjob.

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

NOV 07, 2005 10:40 AM

my ex LOVED that...I don't watch much porn (I have the internet..get in get out thats my motto) but she just loved watching porn and we would watch it together and she would just go nuts...she would blow me but do it so she could watch it too...it was awesome...

she didn't even ask...one day I was at her apartment and she said her fav show was on I was like okay so she turned it to naughty home video's and I was like...this has to be a joke but as we watched it she was getting REALLY into til she just unzipped me and went to town.

the nerve of some women biggrin

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

NOV 07, 2005 12:25 PM

RatBug said:

thefreak said:
Is it weird that I've never cum (came?) from a blowjob? confused

-TM




yeah, actually it is..... surreal



no its not
i get board after 5 mins

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2005 12:56 PM

Lemonkid said:
The best I can do is video game eyes and a laser blowjob.



That last bit sounds potentially painful.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

China
May 2003

NOV 07, 2005 02:24 PM

Morgan said:

Lemonkid said:
The best I can do is video game eyes and a laser blowjob.



That last bit sounds potentially painful.



Please don't discriminate against me because I'm robosexual.

Stinkfist

Stinkfist

Austin, TX
April 2004

NOV 07, 2005 06:44 PM

Morgan said:
But then I just enjoy going down on boys in general. Remember, I'm the chick who orgasms from blowjobs.



Where do you live? I am moving THERE!!! love

lol

PerfectEquation

PerfectEquation

Jamaica Plain, MA
May 2005

NOV 07, 2005 08:40 PM

Cash said:
"Two Bits"


i am so glad im not the only one who thought this in their head after reading the thread title.


haha

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005
Big_Slikk

Big_Slikk

Anchorage, AK
April 2005

NOV 13, 2005 12:21 PM

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