what's with her only liking guys with D names?
(dave, danny, darren)

before you make her cry, you should make sure she's not going through some alphabetic phase. or change your name to eric, then frank, then gavin, and so on.

edited because i don't know the alphabet.

[Edited on Oct 28, 2005 by Meaney]

NeakyLikeANinja

HOPEFUL

USA

OCT 28, 2005 09:48 AM

datsun said:
write a story about her (you know, where she's the beautiful heroine).
poetry is romantic, but really hard to do properly (bad poetry makes baby jeebus cry), so go for prose. you can be really sappy, and it doesn't matter because it's lust "being artistic."
one of the best presents I ever got was a descriptive story about me leaving for work in the morning (the house was empty, etc.). the whole story was pretty short, and it described only a few minutes, but it was beautifully written and I treasure it even now.
I've also been given a series of stories about a fictional superhero with my name, and they were really rad. they even had illustrations.

Oh yeah, a guy wrote a story about me once, it was so freaking cute
You should definitely do that.

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

OCT 28, 2005 09:53 AM

PIIHB

capnvik

Los Angeles, CA

October 2003

OCT 28, 2005 10:48 AM

Pull her pigtails and run away.

lacunalethe

Portland, OR

March 2004

OCT 29, 2005 02:28 AM

What is your relationship to her. If you're dating her than most of the above would work. If she dosen't know you exist rent "The Tao of Steve" and apply rules. If she knows you exist and doesn't seem interested then just stop trying to get her attention. Game is sold not told.

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Help me out here ppl, im out of ideas

meaney

Chicago, IL

September 2003

OCT 28, 2005 05:49 AM