TOPICS:
NOV 02, 2005 08:27 PM
FridgeMagnet said:
Elijah said:
fruitless said:
I READ IT IN A BOOK.
um. that wasnt a book. thats called a porn magazine.
It's called the instruction manual to the retard machine.
I haven't laughed quite this hard in a while...
NOV 02, 2005 08:36 PM
fruitless said:
HERE'S ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC BIT.
WHEN YOU ORGASM, YOUR BODY RELEASES A HORMONE CALLED OXYTIN, WHICH MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND RELAXED. IT ALSO BONDS YOU TO YOUR PARTNER. WOMEN RELEASE ABOUT FIVE TIMES MORE OF IT THAN MEN DO. WHICH IS WHY WE CAN BECOME SEXUALLY ADDICTED TO A MAN. ONCE BONDED, IT TAKES TWO YEARS OF COLD TURKEY- NO SEXUAL CONTACT WITH HIM AT ALL-FOR YOUR BODY TO RECOVER.
So, when I cum while fucking someone else, I stick to them like super glue, is that what you're telling me?
But when I'm fucking myself, does that mean I end up loving myself more? Do I get emotionally attached to my vibrator?
Please, enquiring minds want to know.
NOV 02, 2005 08:45 PM
Archi said:
Tadzi said:
Wendy said:
Aguilar said:
mydogfarted said:
Here's one, more along the lines of cruel then obscure...
Average woman needs 20 minutes of stimulation to have an orgasm. The average man - 3 minutes.
No wonder women are always complaining!
Eh, I'm calling partial bullshit there... The average woman probably hasn't used a vibrator! Them shits is amazing!
this is so, ridiculously far from the truth.
I think you were probably referring to Kinsey's findings: women, on average, can reach orgasm when self stimulating after about 4 minutes. during HETEROSEXUAL SEX, THE AVERAGE TIME TAKES BETWEEN 10-20 MINUTES. maybe you just misunderstood the facts. but that right there should tell you something without me having to explain much.
[Edited on Oct 28, 2005 by Wendy]
agreed. ive had girlfriends who got off fairly quickly, and often. who did they poll?
20 minutes waiting for a table (drinks in the bar)
40 minutes dinner & drinks
20 minutes desert
20 minute cab ride back to your place.
60 minutes doing dishes and laundry
That's 160 minutes before I've even gotten her knickers off. Fairly quickly indeed!
ok....I definitely don't need 20 min
try about 2
Joual
Israel
October 2005
NOV 02, 2005 08:04 PM