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Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 07:43 AM

It starts with a cum hither look, then a slide up your chest, or the slide down of your chest to that treasure bequeatheth by Goddesses and Gods alike who in their infinite wisdom granted women this singular jewel.

Continuing to slide down or up and lock into place, and you ask.......


and she says....Yeahh....

Let us all appreciate this gift that women allow us to give them. love

[Edited on Oct 26, 2005 by Taureolt]

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 07:48 AM

And there I was thinking Cunnilingus was some been-here-a-fortnight member who was getting an appreciation thread from some been-here-two-months member who decided they liked them and everyone else should too. confused

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 07:51 AM

But just for the record, I do love cunnilingus. Oh yes indeed.

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

OCT 26, 2005 07:56 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:
And there I was thinking Cunnilingus was some been-here-a-fortnight member who was getting an appreciation thread from some been-here-two-months member who decided they liked them and everyone else should too. confused


Oh, if you want an appreciation thread, just ask! tongue

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 07:59 AM

Anton said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
And there I was thinking Cunnilingus was some been-here-a-fortnight member who was getting an appreciation thread from some been-here-two-months member who decided they liked them and everyone else should too. confused


Oh, if you want an appreciation thread, just ask! tongue


You cannot begin to conceive of the world of hurt I will put you in if you do that, whippersnapper.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:02 AM

Did you just say bequeatheth? o_O

I never know what to think when guys start threads like this. Did you just eat pussy for the first time or is it a ploy to make all the women on this site "cum hither?" whatever

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

OCT 26, 2005 08:05 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Anton said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
And there I was thinking Cunnilingus was some been-here-a-fortnight member who was getting an appreciation thread from some been-here-two-months member who decided they liked them and everyone else should too. confused


Oh, if you want an appreciation thread, just ask! tongue


You cannot begin to conceive of the world of hurt I will put you in if you do that, whippersnapper.


C'mon guys, let's get some 'FOK love here!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:06 AM

Nope. I started this thread because I genuinely love the act of giving a woman five orgasms in 20 minutes. There is no trick, jedi or otherwise.

PS: If you want this thread to be bigger than the Nazi Olsen thread, by all means. Show that pussy power beats prussian power anyday.
No spam though.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 08:09 AM

Anton said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

Anton said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
And there I was thinking Cunnilingus was some been-here-a-fortnight member who was getting an appreciation thread from some been-here-two-months member who decided they liked them and everyone else should too. confused


Oh, if you want an appreciation thread, just ask! tongue


You cannot begin to conceive of the world of hurt I will put you in if you do that, whippersnapper.


C'mon guys, let's get some 'FOK love here!


ORAL SEX AS DONE ON A WOMAN!

That is the theme of this thread. Let it not be derailed.

surreal

Changes

Changes

Boston, MA
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:10 AM

Taureolt said:
Show that pussy power beats prussian power anyday.




*Shows that pussy power beats prussian power anyday*

Sorry, I was too lazy to find a funny and relevant picture.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 08:10 AM

_twitch_ said:
Did you just say bequeatheth? o_O


After twenty minutes of hot tongue-on-pussy action, that's how my words sound too.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 26, 2005 08:12 AM

Lisp said:
*Shows that pussy power beats prussian power anyday*

Sorry, I was too lazy to find a funny and relevant picture.


Google image search.


Your search - prussian pussy - did not match any documents.


blackeyed

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

OCT 26, 2005 08:12 AM

Taureolt said:
Nope. I started this thread because I genuinely love the act of giving a woman five orgasms in 20 minutes. There is no trick, jedi or otherwise.


So if you give her 6 in 22 or 3 in 16 you're like 'eh... I'm pretty ambivalent about that, really?'

Changes

Changes

Boston, MA
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:16 AM

There's got to be a Jedi trick that can do this. I can't believe there isn't.

Lior

Lior

United Kingdom
August 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:20 AM

An orgasam every 4 minuites hmm?

Either you are some kind of orgasam giving super hero, or your watch is broken.

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

OCT 26, 2005 08:27 AM



Pussy eating, orgasms...a Jedi craves not these things.

Elijah

Elijah

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

OCT 26, 2005 08:31 AM

im not a huge fan. a few minutes is ok, but theres better things i could be doing.

im more of a giver than a reciever.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:37 AM

Elijah said:
im not a huge fan. a few minutes is ok, but theres better things i could be doing.

im more of a giver than a reciever.



love

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:37 AM

and yes, cunnilingus is awesome. huzzah!

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

OCT 26, 2005 08:39 AM




Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..


biggrin

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

OCT 26, 2005 08:52 AM

SurfBetty said:



Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..


biggrin



When I saw that episode, I literally peed on myself. Not much pee, but enough that it's worth mentioning.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:55 AM

SurfBetty said:



Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..


biggrin


Bravo Bravo!

Dearest Elijah:
You speaketh from the role of participant, but how about instead as the role of captive? handcuffs and anklecuffs go a long way to reduce your peturbidity towards Colonel Angus.

Miel

Miel

Goleta, CA
October 2004

OCT 26, 2005 08:55 AM

SurfBetty said:



Daddy: Oh, watch out, Melinda! Once a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

Melinda: Daddy, they say all the womenfolk just love Colonel Angus!

Daddy: Hmm.. I don't know why people make such a big fuss over Colonel Angus!

Miss Anabelle: I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus! He rubs me the wrong way. I'm not sure why.. can't put my finger on it..


biggrin



love love love

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 08:56 AM

quasi_sean said:


Pussy eating, orgasms...a Jedi craves not these things.


Oh please... Look at his lips! They are all pruny. He's been slurping more pussy juice than Gene Simmons.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 09:40 AM

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