Double-vaginal penetration

BrooklynTom said:
she wailed like a banshee when we were both inside of her.

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

BetweentheSounds said:
its all about the DVDA

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

Meaney said:
when my roommates asked me why i was laughing, i didn't know how to explain it... so... i just said i was high. hell arious.

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?

mistress said:

That made my day!

Miel said:

Add another fan to the list.
Pure fantastic.

EnfantTerrible said:
This has turned into a kiss Cash's ass thread....It's WAAAY beyond double penatration in there now...

...but add me to it as well...I bookmarked it just so I could read it again and laugh some more later.

hadees said:
I don't really see the appeal of rubbing your penis against another man's penis even if you are both in a vagina at the time. I am not homophobic but in a 3 some situation where there a is a girl and another guy I would rather go with separate orifices.

Cash said:

Do you write ribald 19th century English romance novels for a living?

*puts on smoking jacket & monocle*

I say there, Watkins....the other night, you see...this chap and myself were having a smashing time pulling the old rumpy-pumpy with the missus. Things were going swimmingly when the guv'nr suggests that we simultaneously pop out John Thomases into the old lady's bowl of stinky Yorkshire pudding. Well...you see...he gives it a go, then I join in and the next thing you know...she's wailing like a bloody Banshee, she is. Quite a lot of fun, old Chap. I'll dunk my krumpet in her tea any time, what?