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zoidberg79

zoidberg79

Italy
October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 08:35 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...




lol i found that funny... shoud i worry about my mental sanity? smile

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

OCT 27, 2005 08:49 AM

zoidberg79 said:

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...




lol i found that funny... shoud i worry about my mental sanity? smile



If you so much as cracked a smile to that...yes, by God, you should worry.

NeakyLikeANinja

NeakyLikeANinja

HOPEFUL

USA

OCT 27, 2005 09:36 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...



Awww... someone used that line on me once, I thought it was cute smile




Just for the record, it didn't get that guy laid either.

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

OCT 27, 2005 09:45 AM

weerdwun said:

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...



Awww... someone used that line on me once, I thought it was cute smile




Just for the record, it didn't get that guy laid either.



Sounds like it was cute in that "puppy dragging his ass on the carpet" way.

grumpyoldbastard

grumpyoldbastard

Roslindale, MA
January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 09:55 AM

Thank You For The Smile. You Just Made My Day. Could you comeback and give it to me again l will need it?

mad ARRR!!! love

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 27, 2005 10:08 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...



I like that. You'd have to have the right delivery but it could work.

If you have a 'line' at all you're already pretty far gone. Might as well have something openly tounge in cheek.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by Frank]

MotherTeresa

MotherTeresa

Orlando, FL
October 2004

OCT 27, 2005 10:23 AM

Do you like luxury?

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 10:34 AM

Martini said:

Kaziklu said:
why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"



that's hardly hot...
SO not gonna get you laid tongue

haha

"your tongue + my pussy, you do the math" ... works like a charm ... hahahhahaha tongue

xo



love

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 10:36 AM

Frank said:

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...



I like that. You'd have to have the right delivery but it could work.

If you have a 'line' at all you're already pretty far gone. Might as well have something openly tounge in cheek.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by Frank]



yea, lines don't generally work unless you make a joke out of it and get away from it very quickly after using it.

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