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10/27/05

what to do when the sex stops [4]

10/27/05

10/27/05

New pick up line? [2]

fountainofdreams

10/27/05

Immature Ejaculation [2]

10/26/05

10/26/05

dyed pubic hair? [2]

10/26/05

Ok, I am a butt biter [3]

10/26/05

Cute underwear! [2]

10/25/05

Semen is Atkins Diet Friendly!

10/25/05

The wildest sex in Public! [4]

10/24/05

my girl and I broke up [2]

10/24/05

I'm a sucker. [2]

10/24/05

I think I just found the man of my dreams.

10/24/05

So yeah, I was just thinking... [2]

grumpyoldbastard

10/24/05

What was the last thing .......................... [3]

10/24/05

10/23/05

Utter fucking betrayal [2]

10/23/05

Mary Kay on my penis!

sTiF_LiL_broKeN

10/23/05

10/23/05

What's the least you'd be willing to settle for [2]

10/23/05

How to pick up chicks in random locations [3]

10/22/05

Give me back my ____! [3]

10/21/05

3 cheers for masturbation... [2]

10/21/05

self-absorbed guy or overly-seclusive guy

10/21/05

El Sexo con el Fantasma!

10/21/05

things you don't want to hear when your naked [16]

10/21/05

Top 10 people you'd want to sleep with.... [10]

10/20/05

The day before the fuck [3]

10/20/05

who in history.... [3]

10/20/05

Sexy Panties [3]

10/20/05

Does flacid size matter? [5]

flowerofromance

10/20/05

It's All About Substance [2]

10/20/05

10 good reasons to have sex! [2]

10/20/05

10/19/05

Threatened by age difference??? [2]

10/19/05

SG most likely... [5]

10/19/05

Deep Dark Secret Fantasies? [2]

10/19/05

10/19/05

Dear Vagina [3]

10/18/05

Relationship coming between family or friends?

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zoidberg79

Italy

October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 08:35 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

lol i found that funny... shoud i worry about my mental sanity?

quasi_sean

Houston, TX

July 2003

OCT 27, 2005 08:49 AM

zoidberg79 said:

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

lol i found that funny... shoud i worry about my mental sanity?

If you so much as cracked a smile to that...yes, by God, you should worry.

NeakyLikeANinja

HOPEFUL

USA

OCT 27, 2005 09:36 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

Awww... someone used that line on me once, I thought it was cute

Just for the record, it didn't get that guy laid either.

quasi_sean

Houston, TX

July 2003

OCT 27, 2005 09:45 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

Awww... someone used that line on me once, I thought it was cute

Just for the record, it didn't get that guy laid either.

Sounds like it was cute in that "puppy dragging his ass on the carpet" way.

grumpyoldbastard

Roslindale, MA

January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 09:55 AM

Thank You For The Smile. You Just Made My Day. Could you comeback and give it to me again l will need it?

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

OCT 27, 2005 10:08 AM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

I like that. You'd have to have the right delivery but it could work.

If you have a 'line' at all you're already pretty far gone. Might as well have something openly tounge in cheek.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by Frank]

MotherTeresa

Orlando, FL

October 2004

OCT 27, 2005 10:23 AM

Do you like luxury?

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 10:34 AM

Kaziklu said:
why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"

that's hardly hot...
SO not gonna get you laid

haha

"your tongue + my pussy, you do the math" ... works like a charm ... hahahhahaha

xo

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 10:36 AM

Frank said:

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....

yup...kill me now...

I like that. You'd have to have the right delivery but it could work.

If you have a 'line' at all you're already pretty far gone. Might as well have something openly tounge in cheek.

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 by Frank]

yea, lines don't generally work unless you make a joke out of it and get away from it very quickly after using it.

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