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FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 22, 2005 05:34 PM

"I've been trying to stare at your tits all night but it's just not working. I keep getting distracted by your eyes."

What do you say, folks? Is it worth trying?

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

OCT 22, 2005 06:04 PM

Does this smell like ether to you?

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

OCT 22, 2005 06:05 PM

No no, isn't it "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

OCT 22, 2005 06:07 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
No no, isn't it "does this smell like chloroform to you?"



Nah, the professional kindnapper-rapist uses ether. It's multi-purpose.
It's the duct tape of anesthesia.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 22, 2005 06:21 PM

"This mysteroius damp rag is just my way of saying I love you"

I feel SO dirty...

shinyredstar

shinyredstar

Tempe, AZ
January 2005

OCT 22, 2005 06:26 PM

FreakPirate said:
"This mysteroius damp rag is just my way of saying I love you"

I feel SO dirty...



I don't know, I think I just like the "I feel SO dirty" as a pickup line. But make sure you're pointing to your genitals when you say it.


[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by shinyredstar]

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 22, 2005 06:28 PM

shinyredstar said:

I don't know, I think I just like the "I feel SO dirty" as a pickup line. But make sure you're pointint to your genitals when you say it.

[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by shinyredstar]



When I get arrested for using that at the bar I'm telling my lawyer it was your idea.

Kaziklu

Kaziklu

Canada
November 2004

OCT 22, 2005 06:37 PM

why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"

shinyredstar

shinyredstar

Tempe, AZ
January 2005

OCT 22, 2005 06:37 PM

FreakPirate said:

shinyredstar said:

I don't know, I think I just like the "I feel SO dirty" as a pickup line. But make sure you're pointint to your genitals when you say it.

[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by shinyredstar]



When I get arrested for using that at the bar I'm telling my lawyer it was your idea.



At least after that you can use some fabulous pickup lines about your prison sex. That's hawt. Don't forget that one's my idea, too.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

OCT 22, 2005 06:39 PM

shinyredstar said:

At least after that you can use some fabulous pickup lines about your prison sex. That's hawt. Don't forget that one's my idea, too.



For some reason I can't see "You look like my girlfriend from prison" getting me laid either. But I'll give it a shot.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

OCT 22, 2005 07:04 PM

Kaziklu said:
why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"



that's hardly hot...
SO not gonna get you laid tongue

haha

"your tongue + my pussy, you do the math" ... works like a charm ... hahahhahaha tongue

xo

tehpeanut

tehpeanut

Houston, TX
September 2005

OCT 22, 2005 07:17 PM

i think i would slap you if you said that to me

Drama

Drama

Columbus, OH
January 2003

OCT 22, 2005 07:19 PM

Walk up to a girl at a bar and say
"So are you planning on walking out to your car by yourself at any point tonight? I'll just be waiting over here in the corner staring at you all night"

I'm sure that would work!
(I stole that line from Dane Cook, so everyone knows)

Kaziklu

Kaziklu

Canada
November 2004

OCT 22, 2005 07:22 PM

Martini said:

Kaziklu said:
why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"



that's hardly hot...
SO not gonna get you laid tongue

haha

"your tongue + my pussy, you do the math" ... works like a charm ... hahahhahaha tongue

xo


lol... ya... well... it's not a game I play so well.. might explain all the crazy girls.. tongue

I much prefer being the submissive feminine one in a relationship.. it's much easier when the girl comes to me.. cause then I can be the girl and she can be the boy...



[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by Kaziklu]

Kaziklu

Kaziklu

Canada
November 2004

OCT 22, 2005 07:26 PM

oh oh oh.. see I can use my penis to think sometimes just very seldom wink
Hi can I make you dinner?.. you look delicious"

is that sufficantly smutty? and silly?





[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by Kaziklu]

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 22, 2005 07:29 PM

Kaziklu said:
why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"



Because I used to get those neat gold star stickers for creativity.

RawData

RawData

East Stroudsburg, PA
August 2005

OCT 22, 2005 07:53 PM

I have to try this one!!




[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by RawData]

HyenaHell

hyenahell

I'm lost
April 2003

OCT 22, 2005 08:12 PM

i keep trying to imagine how i'd respond if a guy said this to me. i think my gut reaction would be: "What the fuck's wrong with my tits, you cheesy motherfucker?"

but hey, anything's worth trying once.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

OCT 22, 2005 09:08 PM

tehpeanut said:
i think i would slap you if you said that to me



promise? whatever

lol

xo

Toole

Toole

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 23, 2005 03:51 PM

Used by a friend of mine:

'Meow! oh sorry, my pussy likes you'


Bad one used on me
'You're friend is really hot... oh, I meant to say that to her *points to my friend*'

Abortion

Abortion

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 24, 2005 05:25 AM

"Suck my Cock and i will buy you drinks all night"

The reverse of what usually happens, you buy the drinks to get them drunk and if you're lucky you get oral. This way is more considerate, at least she can drink that horrible taste away.

ricosuave

ricosuave

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 26, 2005 10:24 PM

"You're a naughty girl coming into a place like this. I must take you home now and spank your bare bottom until it is a nice rosey red."

If it only works only once, you will have the maddest sex story to tell your buds for all eternity.

anzelone

anzelone

Moncton, NB
October 2005

OCT 26, 2005 11:09 PM

How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

OCT 26, 2005 11:19 PM

anzelone said:
How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...




That's the worst piece of shit I've ever heard.

Drama

Drama

Columbus, OH
January 2003

OCT 26, 2005 11:24 PM

I always like the pick-up lines from movies...

"So I think we should go on a date sometime...have some chicken, maybe some sex, you know...see what happens."

From Anchorman

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