New pick up line?

"I've been trying to stare at your tits all night but it's just not working. I keep getting distracted by your eyes."

What do you say, folks? Is it worth trying?

Does this smell like ether to you?

No no, isn't it "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Nah, the professional kindnapper-rapist uses ether. It's multi-purpose.
It's the duct tape of anesthesia.

"This mysteroius damp rag is just my way of saying I love you"

I feel SO dirty...

I don't know, I think I just like the "I feel SO dirty" as a pickup line. But make sure you're pointing to your genitals when you say it.


[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by shinyredstar]

When I get arrested for using that at the bar I'm telling my lawyer it was your idea.

why not just try "hi, I'm <insert name here> your quite cute, can I buy you <insert some form of food or drink>?"

At least after that you can use some fabulous pickup lines about your prison sex. That's hawt. Don't forget that one's my idea, too.

For some reason I can't see "You look like my girlfriend from prison" getting me laid either. But I'll give it a shot.

i think i would slap you if you said that to me

Walk up to a girl at a bar and say
"So are you planning on walking out to your car by yourself at any point tonight? I'll just be waiting over here in the corner staring at you all night"

I'm sure that would work!
(I stole that line from Dane Cook, so everyone knows)

lol... ya... well... it's not a game I play so well.. might explain all the crazy girls..

I much prefer being the submissive feminine one in a relationship.. it's much easier when the girl comes to me.. cause then I can be the girl and she can be the boy...



[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by Kaziklu]

oh oh oh.. see I can use my penis to think sometimes just very seldom
Hi can I make you dinner?.. you look delicious"

is that sufficantly smutty? and silly?





[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by Kaziklu]

Because I used to get those neat gold star stickers for creativity.

I have to try this one!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Oct 22, 2005 by RawData]

i keep trying to imagine how i'd respond if a guy said this to me. i think my gut reaction would be: "What the fuck's wrong with my tits, you cheesy motherfucker?"

but hey, anything's worth trying once.

Used by a friend of mine:

'Meow! oh sorry, my pussy likes you'


Bad one used on me
'You're friend is really hot... oh, I meant to say that to her *points to my friend*'

"Suck my Cock and i will buy you drinks all night"

The reverse of what usually happens, you buy the drinks to get them drunk and if you're lucky you get oral. This way is more considerate, at least she can drink that horrible taste away.

"You're a naughty girl coming into a place like this. I must take you home now and spank your bare bottom until it is a nice rosey red."

If it only works only once, you will have the maddest sex story to tell your buds for all eternity.

How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice...hi my name is *blank*....


yup...kill me now...

That's the worst piece of shit I've ever heard.

I always like the pick-up lines from movies...

"So I think we should go on a date sometime...have some chicken, maybe some sex, you know...see what happens."

From Anchorman