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ScarredAngel

ScarredAngel

Arlington, TX
May 2004

OCT 14, 2005 06:20 PM

I'll be fine tuning my Dirty Old Man skills this evening. tongue

sometimesaway

sometimesaway

Portland, OR
June 2005

OCT 14, 2005 06:26 PM

why can't your young partner just be a 'dirty little girl'

?



Alukh

Alukh

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

OCT 15, 2005 03:13 AM

My largest age gap for sleeping with someone (I don't do dating) was.....um...........16 years? Yeah, that sounds right.


Legal age is a terribly irrelevant thing once you hit adulthood.

gtwr

gtwr

United Kingdom
October 2005

OCT 15, 2005 05:31 AM

Alukh said:
My largest age gap for sleeping with someone (I don't do dating) was.....um...........16 years? Yeah, that sounds right.


Legal age is a terribly irrelevant thing once you hit adulthood.



I always used to say 16 to 60. But the closest I've come to that was 17 (and I was only 18 at the time) and 52. That's the age not the gap btw.

[Edited on Oct 15, 2005 by gtwr]

saffa

saffa

I'm lost
April 2005

OCT 15, 2005 09:07 AM

RyanDipietro said:
This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?


four haha wicked movie

schadenfreude

schadenfreude

Svalbard And Jan Mayen
July 2004

OCT 16, 2005 01:25 PM

moonshiner said:
The Sensuous Dirty Old Man
(1971) A non fiction book by Isaac Asimov (the year I was born!)
"You can be a dirty old man as long as you live. Once you die, it's over."
With utter frankness Dr. A touches on every angle of the art of being not only a dirty old man, but a sensuous dirty old man: the stare, the leer, the snicker, the snort, the fatherly squeeze, the uncle-ish tweak, the "problems": What do you say when the husband arrives? What do you do when you meet that dread adversary, the dirty old woman? NOTHING IS LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION!



my 23 year old girlfriend and I found our age difference to be quite rewarding...
oink





I need to get this for my dirty old man boyfriend. He's 22 years older. There's something about the old man leer. Rawr.

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

OCT 24, 2005 09:25 PM

Damon_Shadows said:
I'm 28 and every friggin girl I meet that's within 5 years of my age is either married, engaged, or has a serious boyfriend. My current girl is 21. Nothing wrong with younger girls.



Heh, wait till you're 38. You have no idea...
You can add in messily divorced or "could pass for my mother" at that point.

Paine

Paine

Tamuning, GU
August 2005

OCT 25, 2005 12:50 AM

I don't see a thing wrong with it, as long as everyone's happy. I can almost join Alukh's ranks, only missing her record by one year. She's right: legal age is irrelevant, and I found his age only made for a much more fabulous experience all around.

TheNonStopDancer

TheNonStopDancer

I'm lost
May 2004

OCT 25, 2005 01:47 AM

Domnicella said:
29 is the new 15. Not old at all.



My girlfriends going to jail and I'm still happy about this.

Dogofwar76

Dogofwar76

Addison, TX
October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 12:49 PM

Oh no I did it again! Same girl better sex! I told her I felt like a dirty old man and she said with a smile " well I am a drity little girl." I think im in lust. Holy shit this girl is hot. I told her she should be a SG girl. thanks for the back up everyone skull

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

OCT 27, 2005 12:51 PM

lil_tuffy said:
I think 10 years is the widest margin I've embarked upon. But I'm older and dirtier than you.

Lil_Tuffy



Using the word "embarked" makes you still sound classy though.

Nice touch.

Somnia

somnia

Victoria, BC
October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 01:07 PM

My Boy is five years older than me. Not like that's a huge margin, but its still weird when I think that he was in Kindergarden when I was born, or that I was twelve when he graduated.

But I agree that you can be considered a "lucky old man"

Meeks

Meeks

Canada
November 2004

NOV 02, 2005 01:47 PM

ricosuave said:
Half your age plus 7 is the socially-acceptable bottom end of your dating range in order to avoid the 'ewww' factor.

call it 30/2 = 15 + 7 = 22. However since you seem like a nice guy we can even round down to 20.

That said, 10 years younger = 19. At that point I gotta call you out and ask if she is especially precocious our are you especially immature?


when we first started dating he was 22 I was 16....

22/2 =11 + 7 = 18

well shit

that was over two years ago though....

so now:

25/2 = 12.5 + 7 = 19.5 and I'm 19!

HA

seee....if you just wait it out you can beat the system....

mezra

mezra

Salt Lake City, UT
November 2005

NOV 05, 2005 11:58 AM

Im 32 my girl is 25 it works well. My rule is i wont date a girl that is closer to my sons age than mine. he is 13. its a good rule keeps my ass out of trouble.

Malinko

Malinko

HOPEFUL

Montreal, QC

NOV 05, 2005 01:04 PM

Nah, 10 years is a good age difference, anything more then your pushing it a bit.

Rhys

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

NOV 05, 2005 01:12 PM

fuck that. where are the 18-21 year old guys into 26 year old girls?

hey_fukko

hey_fukko

Medford, OR
September 2003

NOV 05, 2005 01:22 PM

By lucky do you mean you like to babysit????

tehpeanut

tehpeanut

Houston, TX
September 2005

NOV 05, 2005 01:44 PM

come to thiink of it blackeyed

Techne

Techne

Cambridge, MA
August 2005

NOV 07, 2005 12:52 AM

goofball said:
why can't your young partner just be a 'dirty little girl'

?




I like the way you think.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

NOV 07, 2005 04:34 AM

oh, how i long to have a dirty old man ... haha

HostileIntent

HostileIntent

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2005

NOV 07, 2005 06:04 AM

yes

Drave

Drave

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

NOV 07, 2005 11:35 AM

I Luv older guys .... I've always wanted to be with someone way older than like my dads age. Seems dirty I luv dirty.

Zarina

Zarina

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 07, 2005 12:23 PM

the other night I came to the conclusion that I have the soul of a dirty perverted old man who is laughing in his grave right now. What better person to be reincarnated into then a lesbian?

Meeks

Meeks

Canada
November 2004

NOV 09, 2005 11:18 PM

Odyne said:

goofball said:
why can't your young partner just be a 'dirty little girl'

?




I like the way you think.


genius!

Benaiah

Benaiah

Covington, KY
October 2004

NOV 09, 2005 11:35 PM

Hmmm this thread deffinately seems like bragging about it more than asking for advice.

I had a 60 year old man hitting on me at an art show one time. I wasn't really upset that he thought I might be gay, but come on, 60 years old. Thats just really creepy and gross.

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