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Haushinka

Haushinka

Lakewood, NJ
August 2005

OCT 08, 2005 09:07 PM

Where is the most awkward place you've ever seen cum fly? Besides the sunny skies of Spain. There, covered that joke.

For me, it's a tie between my courtney love poster, on a rather far away wall. Or in my eye to the point of it swelling shut and turning blood red. I'm a winner.

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2005 09:10 PM

in a 2 seater Cessna

malmuud

malmuud

Newark, DE
July 2003

OCT 08, 2005 09:36 PM

In a girl's ear. That's a infection I wouldn't want to explain to a doctor, "Well, I have a liquid in my ear..."

Eat_Shit

Eat_Shit

Los Angeles, CA
August 2004

OCT 08, 2005 09:44 PM

Haushinka said:
Or in my eye to the point of it swelling shut and turning blood red. I'm a winner.



That would be an "Angry Pirate", yar!
ARRR!!! skull

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2005 10:28 PM

malmuud said:
In a girl's ear. That's a infection I wouldn't want to explain to a doctor, "Well, I have a liquid in my ear..."




Doctor, doctor. I have an infuction in my ear.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 08, 2005 10:37 PM

DrZaius said:

malmuud said:
In a girl's ear. That's a infection I wouldn't want to explain to a doctor, "Well, I have a liquid in my ear..."




Doctor, doctor. I have an infuction in my ear.


In yourear?

malmuud

malmuud

Newark, DE
July 2003

OCT 08, 2005 10:46 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

DrZaius said:

malmuud said:
In a girl's ear. That's a infection I wouldn't want to explain to a doctor, "Well, I have a liquid in my ear..."




Doctor, doctor. I have an infuction in my ear.


In yourear?



Twat did you say? I cunt hear you!

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 08, 2005 10:47 PM

NewYorkMatt said:
_________'s mom



haha dammit, i was going to quip mother in law's glasses. sort of beat me to the punch.

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

OCT 08, 2005 10:54 PM

my nuts

Awesomejossie

Awesomejossie

United Kingdom
September 2005

OCT 08, 2005 10:55 PM

defo my eye :| or up my nose :|

hello_kitten

hello_kitten

I'm lost
May 2004

OCT 08, 2005 11:16 PM

With ^ her on this one - up my nose. Not pleasant, but was hilarious.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

OCT 08, 2005 11:33 PM

on the cat

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 08, 2005 11:50 PM

New Jersey.



I mean, really. eww.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

OCT 08, 2005 11:58 PM

ex's parents car door.

/shrugs/

Spaceboy

Spaceboy

Dallas, TX
October 2004

OCT 09, 2005 12:00 AM

On my shirt which I didn't realise it was there until I had been at work for several hours.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

OCT 09, 2005 12:16 AM

EnfantTerrible said:
In my wife.

9 months later, BAM!!!!.......



you really nailed her Bro. nice job

February17

February17

New York, NY
April 2003

OCT 09, 2005 01:49 AM

The Alamo

proxydoxy

proxydoxy

United Kingdom
October 2004

OCT 09, 2005 01:55 AM

All over my mom's steeringwheel and dash. And the door.
Crazy girlfriend. surreal

NotJason

NotJason

Orono, ME
October 2004

OCT 09, 2005 01:58 AM

I have a friend who once got some on his window. Now, most sane people would clean it up, but not him. See, it dried in this shape that vaguely resembled a sperm, and he found it far too amusing to get rid of, instead he showed it to absolutely everybody.

I mean, he's a good friend of mine, but that was creepy as fuck.

None of my personal answers are all that interresting or unique. Getting it in my girlfriends' hair was always a pain to clean up.

Blueberries

Blueberries

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 09, 2005 02:00 AM

up my nose

so serious this has happened to me...the other day, in fact

NotJason

NotJason

Orono, ME
October 2004

OCT 09, 2005 02:04 AM

Avivah said:
up my nose

so serious this has happened to me...the other day, in fact



That's not that unusual I don't think. I've had it happen before in instances where the nose was nowhere remotely near where I was intending. That stuff's crazy.

Blueberries

Blueberries

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 09, 2005 02:11 AM

not_jason said:

Avivah said:
up my nose

so serious this has happened to me...the other day, in fact



That's not that unusual I don't think. I've had it happen before in instances where the nose was nowhere remotely near where I was intending. That stuff's crazy.


hell yeah it is

01_Default

01_Default

New York, NY
March 2004

OCT 09, 2005 02:32 AM

ah... nothing like taking a shot in the eye! ouch!

my boy got some on the ceiling once in his dorm room... it was the end of the semester and he moved out right after

...i wonder if its still there?

NotJason

NotJason

Orono, ME
October 2004

OCT 09, 2005 02:35 AM

kid said:
my boy got some on the ceiling once in his dorm room...



That's actually pretty impressive.

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

OCT 09, 2005 02:39 AM

sorry, do you mean what place is the most embarrassing you have got it, or just, which is the most difficult place to get it when you're trying?

if the latter, i'm gonna say on the pope. i think that would be tough.

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