Most Awkward Place to Get Cum On

Where is the most awkward place you've ever seen cum fly? Besides the sunny skies of Spain. There, covered that joke.

For me, it's a tie between my courtney love poster, on a rather far away wall. Or in my eye to the point of it swelling shut and turning blood red. I'm a winner.

in a 2 seater Cessna

In a girl's ear. That's a infection I wouldn't want to explain to a doctor, "Well, I have a liquid in my ear..."

That would be an "Angry Pirate", yar!

Doctor, doctor. I have an infuction in my ear.

In yourear?

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you!

haha dammit, i was going to quip mother in law's glasses. sort of beat me to the punch.

my nuts

defo my eye :| or up my nose :|

With ^ her on this one - up my nose. Not pleasant, but was hilarious.

on the cat

New Jersey.



I mean, really. eww.

ex's parents car door.

/shrugs/

On my shirt which I didn't realise it was there until I had been at work for several hours.

you really nailed her Bro. nice job

The Alamo

All over my mom's steeringwheel and dash. And the door.
Crazy girlfriend.

I have a friend who once got some on his window. Now, most sane people would clean it up, but not him. See, it dried in this shape that vaguely resembled a sperm, and he found it far too amusing to get rid of, instead he showed it to absolutely everybody.

I mean, he's a good friend of mine, but that was creepy as fuck.

None of my personal answers are all that interresting or unique. Getting it in my girlfriends' hair was always a pain to clean up.

up my nose

so serious this has happened to me...the other day, in fact

That's not that unusual I don't think. I've had it happen before in instances where the nose was nowhere remotely near where I was intending. That stuff's crazy.

hell yeah it is

ah... nothing like taking a shot in the eye! ouch!

my boy got some on the ceiling once in his dorm room... it was the end of the semester and he moved out right after

...i wonder if its still there?

That's actually pretty impressive.

sorry, do you mean what place is the most embarrassing you have got it, or just, which is the most difficult place to get it when you're trying?

if the latter, i'm gonna say on the pope. i think that would be tough.