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thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

OCT 06, 2005 08:38 PM

^ biggrin ^

-TM

ctrlcat

ctrlcat

Saint Paul, MN
December 2002

OCT 06, 2005 08:49 PM

spamdog said:
Got to jump in here--the level of sanctimony has reached intolerable levels. Seems there are two objections to the dog encounter--first, that it is "unnatural" or "wrong" and second that it constitutes molestation.

As to the first. People would do well to remember that for the vast majority of human history in most cultures--as well as many countries today--practices that most of us find perfectly acceptable were considered inherently objectionable. Masturbation. Homosexuality. Sodomy (either oral or anal sex). To state that a particular practice is wrong, without adequate analysis as to why, reeks of sanctimony. If one bothers to read statutes or legal commentary from colonial America, England, or even American states into the twentieth century, homosexuality is often directly compared to bestiality. Also, in the antebellum South, interacial sex was in many circles quite literally considered bestiality inasmuch as African Americans were not seen as fully human. Sexual mores are socially constructed, and it is curious that so many members of this site are happy to throw stones, when they engage in conduct that probably one billion muslims, many tribal communities, and probably most of the evangelical South consider to be as offensive as fucking a dog. Lassie sex does not do it for me, but before one jumps down this guys throat, recognize just how thin the glass is in the castles in which you reside.

OK, you say. There IS a meaningful distinction between various sexual practices--those with mutual consent are OK, and sex between a dog and a person lacks such consent. The problem with this argument is first that it is question begging and second that it is normatively anemic. First, while people here may prefer a moral philosophy based on mutual consent and "let it hang out so long as there is mutual consent" most of the world does not share this view. Hence the traditional law against homosexuality, prostitution, adult incest, bigamy, etc. (We can discuss the feeble counterargument of "those things hurt other people while my practices don't" another time if you like). Second, extending the concept of consent to animals in most cases is not only so facile as to be ridiculous, but also trivializes the very core philosophic values that the consent paradigm is designed to promote. Consent ultimately is based on some notion of advanced rational thought--hence legal and moral distinction such as duress, legal incompetence, etc. I DON'T KNOW whether a dog wants to be boned by a person, but I would presume that if the dog did not want to, it would walk away, growl, or, if pressed, attack. To simply assert all sex with all animals at all times necessarily lacks consent is flawed as a matter of both logic and observation. The more important reason that arguing the consent issue in the context of bestiality is silly is that to do so trivializes the philosophic debate about consent. We do need to have discussions such as whether and when people can meaningfully consent to sex (age of consent? prostitution? power differentials in the workplace?), and to demean that philosophic inquiry by dragging it into the bestiality discussion is akin to those obnoxious people who when they see the slightest social injustice compare it to Hitler.

Finally, the fact that this guy was a 13 year old meth addict with a gun is infinitely more disconcerting than the fact that he was trying to give his dog a bone.

Perspective people. As Martha would say, "It's a good thing."

spamdog



WELL SAID. and a first post to boot.

miao!! miao!!

DireChocobo

DireChocobo

Fairburn, GA
July 2004

OCT 06, 2005 09:58 PM

FreakPirate said:

Keith said:
Original poster, you don't seem to realize that your only hope now is, not to defend the original post, but to try to work on not being remembered forever as "dog fucker". You might be able to pull that off.



Not a fucking chance man.



Not a dog-fucking chance.

TheRedBaron

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA
November 2003

OCT 06, 2005 10:50 PM

spamdog said:
many things.



You clearly put a lot of thought and effort in to that post. While you earn points for using the term "to beg a question" correctly, you lose points for spending extraneous amounts of energy on such a humorously ridiculous topic. When put in the perspective (as you advise we do), it seems a little silly.

I'd take issue about the level at which the consent to prostitution is valid . but I’d be up all night.

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by TheRedBaron]

spamdog

spamdog

Wallis And Futuna
September 2005

OCT 06, 2005 11:13 PM

Touche. But then, some of the comments on this thread needed an analytic bitch slap. Perhaps I should have tried to refocus the discussion; for example, "If you had to fuck a dog, which dog would you choose?" I'd say Perdita from 101 Dalmations. Classy dame, scrappy to boot. And I do love British accents . . . .

spamdog

TheRedBaron

TheRedBaron

Cambridge, MA
November 2003

OCT 07, 2005 07:08 AM

spamdog said:
Touche. But then, some of the comments on this thread needed an analytic bitch slap. Perhaps I should have tried to refocus the discussion; for example, "If you had to fuck a dog, which dog would you choose?" I'd say Perdita from 101 Dalmations. Classy dame, scrappy to boot. And I do love British accents . . . .

spamdog



No way man. It's all about the femme dog in the pound from lady and the tramp. You remember. The one with eyeshadow on.

...You know, if I were a cartoon dog, or some crazy shit. shocked

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by TheRedBaron]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 07, 2005 07:09 AM

spamdog said:
Touche. But then, some of the comments on this thread needed an analytic bitch slap. Perhaps I should have tried to refocus the discussion; for example, "If you had to fuck a dog, which dog would you choose?" I'd say Perdita from 101 Dalmations. Classy dame, scrappy to boot. And I do love British accents . . . .

spamdog


I think this guy (or gal) is gonna do okay here. smile

Blueberries

Blueberries

I'm lost
September 2005

OCT 07, 2005 09:33 AM

spamdog said:
Touche. But then, some of the comments on this thread needed an analytic bitch slap. Perhaps I should have tried to refocus the discussion; for example, "If you had to fuck a dog, which dog would you choose?" I'd say Perdita from 101 Dalmations. Classy dame, scrappy to boot. And I do love British accents . . . .

spamdog


you seem cool

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

OCT 07, 2005 03:22 PM

spamdog said:
Stuff.



Not to jump on the bandwagon or anything but...wow, great first post.
So what are you doing here? The CE board needs you so much more. wink

[Edited on Oct 07, 2005 by Andvari]

Jah

Jah

I'm lost
August 2005

OCT 07, 2005 03:31 PM

DUDE??? puke

spamdog

spamdog

Wallis And Futuna
September 2005

OCT 07, 2005 04:44 PM

Thanks all for the kind words. I'm just here to enjoy the scenery, and am quite taken with many posters' senses of humor. I deal with political issues at work, so it's hard to continue those debates in my free time; that said, I'll check out the CE board. Still, given the choice between discussing dog fucking and the Court, I'd prefer to discuss the former. Now the Court and dog fucking, that would be really cool. Like maybe Scalia and a rabid Scottie Terrier.

Regards,
spamdog

Unibrowser

Unibrowser

Eugene, OR
December 2004

OCT 07, 2005 07:09 PM

All Y'ALL JUSt NEED TO STEP OFF!!!

I don't see what the big deal is, like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU hasn't snuck out into the barn with the neighbor's obese retarded daughter to "show her the milking cows", or had sex with the babysitter when you were 10 cuz you were extra naughty because you were playing in the wrong dresser drawer, or humped your dad's CPR Class Doll when they had company over, or humped your kindergarten teacher when you met her 15 years later at a cancer benefit poetry reading, or joined a sex-aholics group for at home support... ALL Y'ALL JUST NEED TO STEP THE FRICK AROUND!!
The AMount of sactimonious jibberjabber is TOO Much... If you can't see the forest for the trees, and realize that you're casting your pearls into your own glass huts, then... I say GOOD DAY!!!



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Kittie

Kittie

Stow, OH
August 2003

OCT 07, 2005 08:07 PM

countderekula said:
I have no respect for that sort of high school method of categorizing people anyway.


i remember all those groups in high school...the jocks, the band geeks, the punks, the preppies, and oh yeah, the dog molesters. it was so hard to fit in in high school.

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

OCT 08, 2005 01:19 AM

I used to have a crush on Raphael from the Ninja Turtles when I was five.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 10, 2005 10:37 PM

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

OCT 10, 2005 10:42 PM

Lucy said:
I used to have a crush on Raphael from the Ninja Turtles when I was five.



Noooo waaaay...Leonardo was way cuter

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

OCT 10, 2005 10:55 PM

Coi said:

MessyJessy said:

Lucy said:
I used to have a crush on Raphael from the Ninja Turtles when I was five.



Noooo waaaay...Leonardo was way cuter




Michelangelo for me.



Which ones were the two who banged April O'Neil in the lesser known"B" Movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VII "Turtles Go Down on Manhattan"?

that_kat

that_kat

Rolla, MO
October 2004

DEC 12, 2005 07:33 PM

i can't belive i missed this tread untill now

ACarr

ACarr

Asheville, NC
November 2004

DEC 12, 2005 07:52 PM

Gwendolyn said:

countderekula said:
I know what it is like to be a horny teenage boy. I had heard far more disgusting stories like this even in junior high.
I am sure that one of you guys pretending to be shocked or surprised by this story has been "balls deep" in a lamb or a dog or something.



I think most horny teenage boys just mess around with horny teenage girls, dude.

I hate to bust your dog-fuckin' bubble... but yeah... you're a little off.


I mean honestly! You were going to FUCK A DOG! What the hell is wrong with you?!? eeek puke

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 12, 2005 08:18 PM

Oh, so you were poor as a kid you say? Well, I guess it's understandable then.

You poor fuckers shouldn't be expected to hold up to the same standards as the rest of us ridiculously overprivileged folk.

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

DEC 12, 2005 08:18 PM

jedemzmedem said:
...I realized that it is just typical bored teenager activity.
cheers.



I've done all sorts of freaky things during masturbation. I've used unusual objects on/in me, especially when I was younger and experimenting with jilling off. But no matter what age I was, everytime a dog tried to get it's nose in my crotch, I pushed it away.

Animals are enjoyable... but not in that way.

As far as your indignation goes, I hate to say it, but you brought in upon yourself. Yes, this is a community on a site that features naked pin-up girls. That said, it's still a community. Would you walk around your neighborhood block party talking about the time you touched a dog's vag? I don't think you would. And if you did, you'd surely have to expect a lot of odd looks, repulsed people and negative comments for it.

Everyone's got a secret they keep. Some hidden shame that they don't want the world to know about. Maybe you're brave talking about yours. Maybe it's some sort of cathartic liberation to be so open about it. But to get angry about it when people are disturbed and disgusted by it is just plain ignorance. What did you expect would happen? People would start talking about the time they blew the pony while the emu went down on them, but it was okay because they were only 15 at the time?

Yes, touching a dog's hoo-haa is highly unusual, no matter what age you are. Sorry to say it, but it's true. Maybe other people have gotten freaky with animals in their youth... but they know well enough that it's weird and they keep it to themselves. They don't feel the compulsion to share it with everyone they meet. And they certainly wouldn't make it one of the first comments they had when first meeting new people.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 12, 2005 08:27 PM

Roethke said:
Oh, so you were poor as a kid you say? Well, I guess it's understandable then.

You poor fuckers shouldn't be expected to hold up to the same standards as the rest of us ridiculously overprivileged folk.



Well, yeah. Rich people don't fuck mutts. wink Beneath their pure bloodline.

-TM

[Edited on Dec 12, 2005 by thefreak]

MissBunny

MissBunny

Los Angeles, CA
September 2005

DEC 12, 2005 08:30 PM

Wow. This topic IS amazing.

And I don't know, while I think it's extremely odd, I have no problem with the fact that he told that story. Hell, I got a good laugh out of it. Completely leaving the rest of the thread out of it (after reading some of the responses and such to completely reasonable complaints), I have to stop and admire the fact that years down the line this guy can look back and laugh at himself. It's not like he's going "man, I wish that dog had let me stick my junk all up in there," and he didn't continue his unwanted advances. No harm, no foul. So, you know, go you, dog-fucker.

That said, I have never and chances are I will never try to finger anything that isn't the same species as I am. But whatever, to each his/her own.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 12, 2005 08:31 PM

Here's the best place for a Dave Attell quote:

And we WONDER why the animals ATTACK us.





-TM

wottan

wottan

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

DEC 12, 2005 09:22 PM

thefreak said:
Here's the best place for a Dave Attell quote:

And we WONDER why the animals ATTACK us.





-TM



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES. ATTELL RULES

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