Horny Teenager Zoophilia

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Edited: Fuck! Now I've got this thread in 'My Topics'

I would just like to say that really, this is advice for the ages.

OK here's something I need to get off my chest.
About 20 years ago I was, what you might say going through a funk.
I was working for an asshole, was single for what felt like forever and alot of other depressing crap.
I was starting to branch out on my own, on the week ends, doing some home improvement stuff, and my dad told me that "Larry",

a guy who lived one block down that my dad carpooled into the city with, needed some work done and that I should go by the house, take a look at the front eave and shutters, the side door frame and the back windows under the porch, see if I could do the painting, trim, and repair work and give him an estimate. So I go to his house, making a list of the damage to the eave, from weather, the shutters and the door from tree limbs, we had some bad wind that summer, and as I'm standing by the window under the porch, checking out the dry rot I hear moans coming from inside, really deep guttural moans. Now surprise causes me to look up into the window and what do I see, his wife, butt naked, with the German Shepard's head between her legs.needless to say I moved like a Ninja in the night and then proceeded to attempt, to no avail as you can tell, to drink that image out of my head. My dad to this day has not forgiven me for making him look like an ass for not giving the estimate. But how the hell are you supposed to face HIM, never mind HER, knowing that.

i mean, that's practically the same thing

An overabundance of detail is a sure mark of fiction, by the way. You might want to pare that yarn down a bit the next time you try to spin it.

Hey,
We are animals and Perv onc ein awhile. Like "wtf" big fucckin deal. (I lik my finger)

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