Horny Teenager Zoophilia

I must have been 13 or so. I lived at my aunt and uncle's house. I was an exceptionally horny young lad. The meth habit didn't help either.
So I was just home from school, real horny and my uncle had locked up the porn that day. I tried with the easyrider mags and the stupid bra ads but no deal.
So one of our dogs was next to me. It was a medium sized yellow lab/mut. I started with general soft petting and quickly moved down to the dogs... I guess its a vagina of sorts. However as soon as I touched it the dog got pissed and nipped at me.
Thats right. A dog turned me down for sex.
I suppose I should have buttered her up with a cow's liver or something.
That is about as close to zoophilia as I've gotten.
However with all of the websites, sheep jokes and peanut butter on the cock stories I've heard, there must be someone around here who has actually gotten down and dirty with some form of non-human species.
So lets hear it. Let it out. Set it free. You'll fell better after admitting it. Really.

Wow, man. You, um, are an interesting guy.

Bwahaha hah aaaa!

edited to say:
Sorry... I just found that too humorous.
Sorry if you don't appreciate it.
And for the record, once while having sex,
I felt my dogs cold nose on my anus...
very disturbing.
I forgot to lock the door.
But I dont think that's what you were looking for.


[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 by FiendClub]

I watched this clip of some chick getting done from behind by a donkey, i couldn't help but drop to the ground in tears.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA gasp BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHy on gods green earth would you ever tell another living soul that?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

Seriously. Imagine if he opened up with that at a bar. hehe

[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 by FiendClub]

That would of been a great first post... such a waste.

This does appear as a fairly common fantasy. Especially in Nancy Friday's works. Although how to have a civilized discussion without sick jokes is, I'm afraid, entirely beyond me.

What's the difference between a scottish farmer and the rolling stones?

Because vanity is for the small minded.
Plus everyone loves to laugh at someone else's expense.
Furthermore I deserve it. I mean I was about to fuck a dog.

[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 by countderekula]

*walks in*

*takes full advantage of the revolving door and walks right back out*

huh?

I chucked heartily.

13
meth habit
tried to fuck a dog.

close the internet. we're done.

ok.....

As in ?

It wasn't that bad.....


....was it?

The Stones say get of off my cloud . The Scottish farmer says " Aye McCloud
get offa my yew "

countderekula said:

So one of our dogs was next to me. It was a medium sized yellow lab/mut. I started with general soft petting and quickly moved down to the dogs... I guess its a vagina of sorts. However as soon as I touched it the dog got pissed and nipped at me.
Thats right. A dog turned me down for sex.
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Oh buddy this site is too narrow minded for this kinda stuff. Watch out.

I know, right?

This thread needs some background music

Hahaha

wow dude im sorry...whatever floats your boat...the closest was when the cat came into the room and went to sleep while we were doing the deed

I don't know about animals but I came close with this guy

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

But that's probably a story for another thread.