Best Pick Up Lines

The girl bartender at the pub I frequent told me the worse line she ever heard was when a man walked up to the bar on a busy night and said...

Him: "Ya know, every man in here is trying to fuck you."

Her: "Oh Yeah?"

Him: "Yeah. But I am the only one who is trying to fuck you the right way."

lameass.

haha i love that one

I picked up my guy by saying "You wanna see me thong, it's really funny!" (I was very drunk when I said this, but honest...my thong said "If you can read this I must be drunk")

Awesome.

Excuse me, my friend and I were just wonderring which one of us is going first?

" you remind me of a wrench....everytime i see you my nuts tighten up"

"excuse me, i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?"

"nice shoes wanna fuck"

I got a million of 'em..... and most have gotten me slapped

hey honey, you want to come back to my place and play army?

we'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me.

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first

"I need help spending my money!"

"Hey baby do you want to play train?"

"You sit on my face and I chew chew chew."

Hahahahahaha!!!