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EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

AUG 25, 2005 08:38 PM

Do they even exist?

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

AUG 25, 2005 08:42 PM

Sure they do!

*shakes head no*

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

AUG 25, 2005 08:52 PM

*butthead voice*
"hey baby, uhhhh, wanna wrestle?"

TReBlah

TReBlah

I'm lost
March 2005

AUG 25, 2005 08:59 PM

"sit on my face and i'll eat thru to your heart"

sorry, first thing that came to mind when i saw the topic whatever

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

AUG 25, 2005 09:00 PM

"Ooh, baby, baby, i'd like ta lick yer bellybutton.....from the inside out."

meta

meta

Saint Paul, MN
March 2005

AUG 25, 2005 09:01 PM

"I find that the most erotic part of the female body is the boobies."

or if you're reeeeeeeeeally interested in getting into my pants:

"hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

I'm not enough of a Futurama nerd, eh?

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

AUG 25, 2005 09:02 PM

drop that zero and get with the hero. whatever

2thumbs

2thumbs

Edmonton, AB
June 2003

AUG 25, 2005 09:02 PM

"I lost my pants. Have you seen them?"

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

AUG 25, 2005 09:44 PM

squidbizkit said:
come on, lets go.



That's sweet.

jermhawk

jermhawk

Tidioute, PA
December 2004

AUG 25, 2005 09:45 PM

Do you like carrots on your salad?

Best ever!

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

AUG 25, 2005 09:54 PM

ROCKADIVA said:
*butthead voice*
"hey baby, uhhhh, wanna wrestle?"



oh man...this shit works on me every time! Not so much the butthead voice though.

lunarshade

lunarshade

Eugene, OR
September 2004

AUG 25, 2005 09:58 PM

Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my trunk?

rebel_rebel

rebel_rebel

Orlando, FL
October 2004

AUG 25, 2005 10:44 PM

you wanna go out for dinner and a movie? and by dinner i mean sex and by movie i mean we will tape it.

you wanna go back to my place and do all the things i am gonna tell my friends we did anyway?

ARRR!!! skull

ZombieStomp

ZombieStomp

Carrboro, NC
July 2005

AUG 25, 2005 11:56 PM

I like to reverse people's topics, too, like that time I reversed the worst singers into the best singers. So here goes, it worked for my friend one time actually:

Him: "Want to go home with me and have sex?"
Her: "sure!"

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:16 AM

Awwww, baby... You're like a champion trout. I don't know if I should eat you or mount you.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:16 AM

That shirt's very becomming on you.

But if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:17 AM

Can I call you milk? Cause you look like you could do my body good.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:18 AM

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:18 AM

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i could sure see myself in your pants.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:19 AM

^^^ As you can tell I never get laid. I ger laughed at a lot. Which is a second runner up to orgasm in my book.

noone_3383

noone_3383

Charlotte, NC
June 2004

AUG 26, 2005 12:24 AM

whats up sugar tush??


...yeah thats right, cause DAMN that ass is sweet!!

ZombieStomp

ZombieStomp

Carrboro, NC
July 2005

AUG 26, 2005 01:57 AM

Bwahahahah!!! HAHAHAHAAH! THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! Maybe it's cause it's 5 am and ive been up since 9am.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

AUG 26, 2005 06:16 AM

hotcurry said:
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.



space pants. that rocks.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

AUG 26, 2005 09:27 AM

"The coon hounds will lose my scent if you let me hide in your vagina."

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

AUG 26, 2005 09:42 AM

hotcurry said:
Awwww, baby... You're like a champion trout. I don't know if I should eat you or mount you.



I am totally using that one next time. I swear....
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