Best Pick Up Lines

Do they even exist?

Sure they do!

*shakes head no*

*butthead voice*
"hey baby, uhhhh, wanna wrestle?"

"sit on my face and i'll eat thru to your heart"

sorry, first thing that came to mind when i saw the topic

"Ooh, baby, baby, i'd like ta lick yer bellybutton.....from the inside out."

"I find that the most erotic part of the female body is the boobies."

or if you're reeeeeeeeeally interested in getting into my pants:

"hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

I'm not enough of a Futurama nerd, eh?

drop that zero and get with the hero.

"I lost my pants. Have you seen them?"

That's sweet.

Do you like carrots on your salad?

Best ever!

oh man...this shit works on me every time! Not so much the butthead voice though.

Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my trunk?

you wanna go out for dinner and a movie? and by dinner i mean sex and by movie i mean we will tape it.

you wanna go back to my place and do all the things i am gonna tell my friends we did anyway?

I like to reverse people's topics, too, like that time I reversed the worst singers into the best singers. So here goes, it worked for my friend one time actually:

Him: "Want to go home with me and have sex?"
Her: "sure!"

Awwww, baby... You're like a champion trout. I don't know if I should eat you or mount you.

That shirt's very becomming on you.

But if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

Can I call you milk? Cause you look like you could do my body good.

Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i could sure see myself in your pants.

^^^ As you can tell I never get laid. I ger laughed at a lot. Which is a second runner up to orgasm in my book.

whats up sugar tush??


...yeah thats right, cause DAMN that ass is sweet!!

Bwahahahah!!! HAHAHAHAAH! THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! Maybe it's cause it's 5 am and ive been up since 9am.

space pants. that rocks.

"The coon hounds will lose my scent if you let me hide in your vagina."

I am totally using that one next time. I swear....