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Alukh

Alukh

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

AUG 25, 2005 06:49 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

parasight said: How often do all of you masterbate? (males and females)


Well I for one masturbate females any chance I can get, but I've never masturbated any males. Sorry, but I just don't swing that way. wink



I masturbated a female just the other night! biggrin


That was, like, the best day at work ever.

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

AUG 25, 2005 07:03 PM

unravled said:
Here are some threads about masterbating:

one
two
three

Here are some threads about masturbating:

one
two
three



joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

AUG 25, 2005 07:16 PM

Alukh said:

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

parasight said: How often do all of you masterbate? (males and females)


Well I for one masturbate females any chance I can get, but I've never masturbated any males. Sorry, but I just don't swing that way. wink



I masturbated a female just the other night! biggrin


That was, like, the best day at work ever.



I want your job.

wink tongue

ZombieStomp

ZombieStomp

Carrboro, NC
July 2005

AUG 25, 2005 07:25 PM

That picture of The Count from sesame street just made me laugh my pants off! And now I'm going to look at this site with my pants off and guess what I'll be doing? "one, two...three orgasms nya-ah-ah."

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 25, 2005 07:29 PM

bean said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

unravled said:
Here are some threads about masterbating:

one
two
three

Here are some threads about masturbating:

one
two
three


Here's a group about masturbating.

One!!!!11111one.


Here's a group for Master Debaters. wink


Pack o' wankers in there! tongue

CoralSea

CoralSea

Australia
July 2005

AUG 25, 2005 07:51 PM

Once every few months because it gives me a horrible cramp in my hand and I can't afford a decent vibrator. I hate the cheap ones that always die right when you are about to come.

Kittie

Kittie

Pittsburgh, PA
August 2003

AUG 25, 2005 07:59 PM

hotcurry said:
but where are the threads about m-bating?


i loved this thread
miao!!

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

AUG 25, 2005 08:01 PM

CoralSea said: I hate the cheap ones that always die right when you are about to come.


I feel the same way about hookers.

CrazyWhiteGirl

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX
December 2004

AUG 25, 2005 08:20 PM

what?

[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 by CrazyWhiteGirl]

eforrest

eforrest

HOPEFUL

Coos Bay, OR

AUG 25, 2005 08:32 PM

I'm a female. Masturbation has been my addiction for about...uh...two years. I discovered it in a bathtub and now I average around four times a day.

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

AUG 25, 2005 11:22 PM

eforrest said:
I'm a female. Masturbation has been my addiction for about...uh...two years. I discovered it in a bathtub and now I average around four times a day.




wears the soap?

(yes I spelled it that way on purpose...)

ZombieStomp

ZombieStomp

Carrboro, NC
July 2005

AUG 25, 2005 11:31 PM

Joel+Work+projects after work=0-1 times
Joel+boredom+SG=2-5 times
Joel+work+boredom after work+SG after work=2-5 times
It varies you see.....
Joel+unstoppable morning wood+shower=1 time

furious1

furious1

Toledo, OH
June 2005

AUG 28, 2005 04:20 AM

I'm good for two shots

Alukh

Alukh

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

AUG 28, 2005 04:31 AM

SABBATH said:

Alukh said:

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

parasight said: How often do all of you masterbate? (males and females)


Well I for one masturbate females any chance I can get, but I've never masturbated any males. Sorry, but I just don't swing that way. wink



I masturbated a female just the other night! biggrin


That was, like, the best day at work ever.



I want your job.

wink tongue



She reportedly doesn't get off easily. I did not find this to be the case. surreal

I kind of wish she hadn't dragged my hand away after the 8th one though. I totally could have kept going and she had gotten into that neat spacey shaking state after the first 4 or so.

I obviously need better restraints.

Andrew02

andrew02

Huntington Beach, CA
May 2003

AUG 29, 2005 08:56 AM

papawheelie said:

eforrest said:
I'm a female. Masturbation has been my addiction for about...uh...two years. I discovered it in a bathtub and now I average around four times a day.




wears the soap?

(yes I spelled it that way on purpose...)




I liked that joke. Didn't it start out about two nuns in the bath ?

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 29, 2005 09:15 AM

2 or three times a day.....depending on my mood and energy level..

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