Jenny, I may not be a smart man...

They are all dead to me.



Just kidding. They are dead to everyone. They are dead. Those lousy bitches.



Just kidding. Hmmmm. I'd totally bone Allison again. No real relationship though. (Wonder If I could get a yeast infection before the sex.)

No, really. Uh. What MisterSatan said.

"Forrest Gump" is my favorite movie ever, although I don't believe I have a Jenny. Forrest is a kind soul, and I'm a bit of a bitch.

Fuck a whole lot of that bullshit. In the ear. Hard.

I haven't heard that kind of sweet talk since prison.

Haha

I haven't heard that kind of sweet talk since your mom.

This point in my life, I owe it to myself to take a stand for me....

I have no Jenny's

If I remember corecctly, Mom was much more of a moaner, dirty talk was more Grandma's kink.

Wait. There's one. He didn't hurt me, and it ended because of timing. Pure timing. I made some mistakes too.

If he were ready to offer a relationship, I'd probably take him back, even though I'd be pretty hesitant, wondering if he'd pull the same, "I'm not ready," again. Part of me still loves him. A lot.

Then again, bygones and all that... We're probably better off as friends. We live too far away to make anything happen anyway.

I don't get it, did Jenny have AIDS?