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Archi

Archi

Austin, TX
January 2005

AUG 23, 2005 07:00 PM

So I'm inclined to blame it on the fact that a. NPR was on, b. I'd had nearly 2 bottles of wine and c. I hadn't slept in 36 hours, but assuming I wanted to ensure performance the next time (on the second go around thankyouverymuch) has anyone found a reliable online source for viagra or any of its cousins?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 23, 2005 09:11 PM

Oral sex.


Sorry, what?

Xanippi

Xanippi

HOPEFUL

Richmond, VA

AUG 23, 2005 09:15 PM

unraveled is a smart girl

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

AUG 23, 2005 09:15 PM

Why don't you just a) not leave NPR on, b) not drink any alcohol, and c) get some sleep before scromping?

monkeybuttt

monkeybuttt

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

AUG 23, 2005 09:17 PM

or make up new words for fucking instead?

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

AUG 23, 2005 09:20 PM

Scromping? That sounds like it involves shovels in an un-natural act.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

AUG 23, 2005 09:23 PM

Sorcha is high on allergy meds, drunk on rum, and very, very tired. She slipped into an old word from 1992. Sorry. tongue

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

AUG 23, 2005 09:23 PM

If it were me I might be inclined to try a cock ring first so as to avoid the possibility of having to admit to an emergency room doctor that I've had a raging boner for six hours and it won't go down. Not to mention the whole possibility of death factor in that scenario.

Xanippi

Xanippi

HOPEFUL

Richmond, VA

AUG 23, 2005 09:24 PM

I think guys who listen to NPR are sexy.

monkeybuttt

monkeybuttt

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

AUG 23, 2005 09:24 PM

Clara said:
If it were me I might be inclined to try a cock ring first so as to avoid the possibility of having to admit to an emergency room doctor that I've had a raging boner for six hours and it won't go down. Not to mention the whole possibility of death factor in that scenario.



you said boner. *smirk*

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 23, 2005 09:26 PM

Clara said:
If it were me I might be inclined to try a cock ring first so as to avoid the possibility of having to admit to an emergency room doctor that I've had a raging boner for six hours and it won't go down. Not to mention the whole possibility of death factor in that scenario.


Is there something about Viagra I should know that I don't? eeek



PS "Scromping"!! Heeheehee!

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

AUG 23, 2005 09:31 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:
Is there something about Viagra I should know that I don't? eeek


It actually looks like this would result in permanent impotence rather than death, but I'm sure some men see little difference between the two.

We know that no medicine is for everyone. If you use nitrate drugs, often used for chest pain (known as angina), don’t take VIAGRA. Taking these drugs at the same time could cause your blood pressure to drop to an unsafe level.

Talk with your doctor first. Make sure you are healthy enough to have sex. If you have chest pain, nausea, or other discomforts during sex, seek medical help right away.

The most common side effects of VIAGRA are headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less common are bluish or blurred vision, or being sensitive to light. These may occur for a short time.

In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including Viagra) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to these medicines or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including Viagra, and call a doctor right away.

Although erections lasting for more than four hours may occur rarely with all ED treatments in this drug class, it is important to seek immediate medical attention. Erections lasting more than six hours can result in long-term loss of potency.

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

AUG 23, 2005 09:31 PM

Wasn't there a few guys who went blind, permentatly, from viagra use?

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

AUG 23, 2005 09:34 PM

zenFish said:
Wasn't there a few guys who went blind, permentatly, from viagra use?



There's a commercial that goes "Have you suffered vision loss as a result of using viagra? If so, call this number and be part of a class-action lawsuit."

[Edited on Aug 24, 2005 by robosagogo]

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

AUG 23, 2005 09:40 PM

And if a cock ring gets stuck, don't you have to suffer through a trip to the hospital with indefatigable boner as well?

Just buy a dildo to operate as a stand-in for you.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 23, 2005 09:40 PM

Scromping?

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

AUG 23, 2005 09:56 PM

MisterSatan said:
Scromping?



No thanks, gotta be up for work at 7.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 23, 2005 09:59 PM

BillHaverchuck said:

MisterSatan said:
Scromping?



No thanks, gotta be up for work at 7.


But my balls are really sore!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:02 PM

No, my balls are really sore because unravled just smacked me for soliciting "scromping", whatever the hell THAT means.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:03 PM

KaliDoom said:

Silly, Satan. Everyone knows that's just a myth.



Satan's balls are a myth? I knew it!!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:05 PM

FreakPirate said:

KaliDoom said:

Silly, Satan. Everyone knows that's just a myth.



Satan's balls are a myth? I knew it!!


I am gonna kick your skinny Canuck ass for that.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:07 PM

MisterSatan said:

I am gonna kick your skinny Canuck ass for that.



You already had your chance. You chose not to kick my ass then. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:08 PM

FreakPirate said:

MisterSatan said:

I am gonna kick your skinny Canuck ass for that.



You already had your chance. You chose not to kick my ass then. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!


Well now, I know what town you live in.

See you real soon.

Mole_Harris

Mole_Harris

Portland, OR
March 2003

AUG 23, 2005 10:10 PM

FrogSimmons said:
or make up new words for fucking instead?



Sqeeze and a Squirt is my new favorite.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 23, 2005 10:11 PM

MisterSatan said:

Well now, I know what town you live in.

See you real soon.



So I should be looking out for the large angry white guy. Shouldn't be a terribly hard task around here.

Good luck finding me. Bring a flak jacket.

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