DVDA

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[Edited on Aug 24, 2005 by Hysteria]

Sure, I believe it belongs to you anyways.

i was mauled by a penis when i was very young.

As for teh geigh, I look at it this way: I'm not sexually attracted to my hand, but it still feels good. Homosexual activity doesn't become "gay" (or bi) until you start thinking the guy's hot. Ask any sailor.

I don't know, sometimes my hand can look damn good. When it wants to.

On topic, I think I was in a situation where I was conducting the devil's business with a lady and another guy was in on it too, I wouldn't want to all of a sudden get Puritan:

"You stay on your side of the bed and I'll stay on mine. Our only contact will be through this intermediary and occasionally verbal interaction such as 'This bitch loves the cock, right?' and possibly 'Look at her, she loves it!' Also, don't look directly at me."

Situation like that, there's going to be some contact between male parts that don't normally touch and if that freaks you out, the mood's going to be hard to maintain. Not to mention your erection.

As for DV or DA, I have a hard enough time watching somebody take my parking space. I don't know how I'd handle watching somebody take the pussy that I was aiming for. Feels a lot like cutsies. "Hey, hey, I saw that! Back of the line, smart guy!"

EDIT: I apologize if this looks like a standup act. I'm a little drunk and ranty.

[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 by Drewsie]

absolutely, 100%, without a doubt not something you want to say in that situation.

Says you.

God, this thread sucks worse than having two of ANYTHING in one's vagina, anus, mouth, nostrils, Uzbekistan, parrot, bank account, or whatever.

You're welcome.

But seriously, gay guys are hot.

Aw jeez, don't start with THAT again. I'm not going gay!