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Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

AUG 19, 2005 06:51 PM

Charge her points on the principle and threaten to cut the bitch if she doesn't pay you back. It works - I saw it in a movie.

rotang

Australia

August 2005

AUG 19, 2005 06:54 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
Charge her points on the principle and threaten to cut the bitch if she doesn't pay you back. It works - I saw it in a movie.

hhahahahah that is amuzing

KyleOmen

USA

January 2005

AUG 19, 2005 07:00 PM

One good turn deserves another.

Runk

Inver Grove Heights, MN

January 2004

AUG 19, 2005 07:15 PM

rotang said:

Runk said:
Change your locks. File a police report. Find a nice girl you can take home to mom.

Bank and Police know- so I am waiting for the photo that comes through next week so I will have solid proof that it is here.

I want to find a nice girl just kinda losing my faith at the moment, my hearts pretty crushed.

Thinking of leaving my country and moving overseas for a fresh start, amongst other things.

From what I understand, NZ is paradise on Earth. Don't leave there!

rotang

Australia

August 2005

AUG 19, 2005 07:20 PM

From what I understand, NZ is paradise on Earth. Don't leave there!

NZ is ok
I live in Auckland (NZ'S biggest city)
Have lived in Australia before in Brisbane- well just outside of Brisbane on a place called Bribie Island.

Now Bribie Island is paradise on Earth.

I came back to NZ just over a year ago as my Mothers BF ripped me and my Mum off. (re-occuring theme here)

Now I am thinking of heading back to Australia, more oportunitties, more money and it is a very nice place indeed with all things considered.

Myra

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

AUG 20, 2005 04:17 AM

My ex stole money from my parents...I took care that none of our friends talked to him ever again.
And I burned his special edition t-shirt and his Spawn comic #1.
Better not fuck with me, eh

rotang

Australia

August 2005

AUG 20, 2005 04:21 AM

Myra said:
My ex stole money from my parents...I took care that none of our friends talked to him ever again.
And I burned his special edition t-shirt and his Spawn comic #1.
Better not fuck with me, eh

Nice Myra, they do say revenge is sweet. I do not want revenge on my GF though as I just can not do that to her *sigh*

Jacknhill

Australia

July 2005

AUG 20, 2005 04:25 AM

PRock said:
On the bright side, you're totally prepared for marriage now.

That made me spray OJ all over my fucking laptop! THANKS ALOT!

That was funny mother fucker

DisasterMagnet

San Jose, CA

January 2004

AUG 20, 2005 04:35 AM

When she's passed out, shave her head and tattoo the word "Thief" across her forehead.

Then dump her.

francoise

Germany

April 2005

AUG 20, 2005 05:46 AM

wow!!! thats the most fucked up thing somebody you care about can do to you.
beat her up

Archi

Austin, TX

January 2005

AUG 20, 2005 06:04 AM

PRock said:
On the bright side, you're totally prepared for marriage now.

Tell it brother!

CrazyWhiteGirl

Austin, TX

December 2004

AUG 20, 2005 06:09 AM

My boyfriends crazy skank ass ho of an ex stole his moms wedding ring and pawned it for speed.

Def. call the cops. But when she's in the shower or taking a dump. Poopy pants theif!!!

WesB

United Kingdom

July 2005

AUG 20, 2005 06:31 AM

Kosomot said:
$600? You're lucky. My girlfriend stole my soul.

Haha.
Sounds familiar.

Lior

United Kingdom

August 2005

AUG 20, 2005 06:41 AM

For $50 I'll punch her in the face...

$50 and a cookie.

CharlesManson

I'm lost

December 2004

AUG 20, 2005 08:08 AM

Buy a gun and kill her.

JackMD

Vashon, WA

June 2004

AUG 20, 2005 08:21 AM

once you let yourself be a victim it becomes a trend...prosecute her if you can

artpie

Winston Salem, NC

December 2003

AUG 20, 2005 09:14 AM

rotang said:

Kittie said:
eat her first born child

lol her baby is too cute to do that too.

not sure what Social Services are like in NZ... but in the US, being a drug crazed theif is one way to get your kid taken from you... this might be good motivation for her to get her shit together...

that being said... I vote for the "Scarlet Letter" approach... when you get the ATM photo, have it printed on a t-shirt with the words "I steal from people who love me." on it & tell her if she wants to stick around she must wear the shirt for 600 days...

Lior

United Kingdom

August 2005

AUG 20, 2005 09:16 AM

artpie said:
I vote for the "Scarlet Letter" approach... when you get the ATM photo, have it printed on a t-shirt with the words "I steal from people who love me." on it & tell her if she wants to stick around she must wear the shirt for 600 days...

Ohh thats good...
Terribly mean but good...

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

AUG 20, 2005 09:29 AM

Glassmachine said:
Accuse an orphan of stealing your money and beat it to death in front of her. Then call the cops.

That is the best advice I have read all day.

Zofia

Australia

June 2004

AUG 20, 2005 10:03 AM

Send her my way. She sounds like the kind of woman I'd be likely to date.

R0nin47

Philadelphia, PA

November 2004

AUG 20, 2005 11:36 AM

Been there, done that.. When I was still living in the city, I had a girl who was supposedly a recovered heroin addict.. She started getting high again, lost her job, etc. So I let her move in with me. BAD IDEA! She got me for somewhere around $7,000 between all the cash she took and using my credit cards. I threw her out after she nodded out on my couch with a cigarette and damn near burnt the place down. The night she left, she snatched $200 out of my wallet, which was sitting on the dresser while she was packing up her shit.

I'm not sure what happened to her, but being a heroin addict is a lot worse than anything the cops would have done to her, so I let it go. Let's just say I'll never date another heroin addict, recovered or not.

rotang said:
ok do not know where to start or what to say- but it looks like my gf just stole $600 out of my bank yesterday, most probably for drugs but I am not sure- what would you do if this happened to u?

D0BERMANN

Quebec, QC

May 2004

AUG 21, 2005 03:29 AM

Phone up an escort service and ask them what you can get for $600, find her and do that to her.
Dont tip her...cause you know...she ripped you off and you want revenge.

...or just call the cops.....*wuss*

[Edited on Aug 21, 2005 by D0BERMANN]

D0BERMANN

Quebec, QC

May 2004

AUG 21, 2005 03:37 AM

Option #2 , make her a CD so she'll know what she did was wrong.

rotang

Australia

August 2005

AUG 21, 2005 03:59 AM

R0nin47 said:
Been there, done that.. When I was still living in the city, I had a girl who was supposedly a recovered heroin addict.. She started getting high again, lost her job, etc. So I let her move in with me. BAD IDEA! She got me for somewhere around $7,000 between all the cash she took and using my credit cards. I threw her out after she nodded out on my couch with a cigarette and damn near burnt the place down. The night she left, she snatched $200 out of my wallet, which was sitting on the dresser while she was packing up her shit.

I'm not sure what happened to her, but being a heroin addict is a lot worse than anything the cops would have done to her, so I let it go. Let's just say I'll never date another heroin addict, recovered or not.

wow reading your story makes mine sound mild in comparison- think I have learnt my lesson though- girls on drugs= bad

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