Phone Sex

Has phone sex ever helped you in measuring the "fuckability" or creativity a person could bring to the bed?

I personally think it could give me some insight. The one time I did try it, I wasn't really feeling it or getting a vibe from the other person. I don't know...

What are your experiences with it?

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I'm going to call the police.

Didn't understand how they could because they were already on the phone and by the time they could have I was already gone.

[Edited on Aug 19, 2005 by ThePsychicBunny]

I suppose so. I know this girl, whos sole purpose for calling me is phone sex. It's funny cause she is christian and says she won't ever have sex before marriage. But does she ever go off on herself. they way she get's off makes it seem like she'd be soooooooo good in bed. i'm almost tempted to go to cali and try and find out.

No really enough of the psycho analytical stuff...what are you wearing?

I met this girl online and last night we were talking on the phone for a while. she kept asking me to have sex with her, but since she lives many miles from me this wasn't really practical. we talked about having phone sex and at first she told me that she has done it before and iit just masterbating while on the phone... then i told her that I thought the whole thing was silly and she renigged, telling me that she was just kidding and that she doesn't really do it ever. we ended up talking about sex for a while, and it sounds to me like she's pretty fuckable.... but as far as phone sex goes, I really can't see myself doing that ever....

It's a good laugh.

yeah, it was after I told her I had to go. The timing/situation was just awkward... In college, drunk, unknown girl from the internet after months of talkin' online, did I say drunk already..?

I thought the lonely little asian girl was back. Damn, still miss him, errr i mean her.

I think I got burnt out on phone sex in my mid to late teens, before I lost my virginity. I don't enjoy it as much as you'd think I would, so I don't do it anymore. I'm not into cyber, either. I like the real thing!

Although, now that I think about it, I would probably make an exception for my friend who is doing Airborne training in Alaska.

Today is his birthday too, maybe I should get him to call me...muhahahaha.

Phone sex?

Yes, please.

It may be a decent indication of how they will be in bed. However, when they continue to bring their cellphone into the bed in hopes of getting it in some dirty three-way with you and her, it may be time to have a talk with them.

I've had sex with an answerphone - does that count?





Oh, and a fax machine.

I fucked a XEROX machine.

Seeing you in a phone sex thread is still fucking funny to me.


HEY GUYS!! YOU HAVIN' FUN??!!

I pooped a hammer.

I came smurfs.

smurf fruits are the sweetest.

YES! YES! YES!

I downloaded this program on my phone called "Mobil Vibe". It had different settings like constant vibration, pulse and random. I just thought it was fucking hilarious. I don't want to have sex with my phone.

I did the whole phone sex thing a lot when we got AOL when I was 13. it amazed the hell out of me. 1 sick thing (of course I thought it was awesome at the time) was this guy in New York that was 29 called me all the time and wanted to fuck me. God damn pedophiles.

Now it just doesn't do anything for me, I randomly text message my boyfriend naughty messages while he's at work just cuz I'm evil

Oh man, I hooked up with this chick at work one time and she would text me dirty, naughtiness the whole time we were at work. Not that I'm complaining at all it was just funny working with a fucking stiffy

I had phone sex with the girl I mentioned in my earlier post since then.

It was a little akward for me at first because I'd never done it before and generally thought it was silly... but when she started getting into, I can't deny I was turned on.

it was fun... I know she'll be calling me up asking to do it again...

well i am quite the fan