Anonymous love letters?

Have you ever gotten one? Did you like it or was it creepy? What did it say? What are some of the best things to put in it?

I never have. though I wish I did.

I saw that movie.

That shit causes nothing but trouble.

maybe you should start an anonymous love letter exchange...like the CD exchange, but...you know, with love letters?

yeah...I'm not sure what I'm thinking.

Awww... you're thinking it's cute. And girls love the cute.

girls love the cute but they don't sleep with it...at least girls I know...or like...yeah, I should say that...since...a lot of girls I don't like do sleep with the cute...that's not to say anything about you personally...I may like you very much...but...oh man...

I ♥ the cute.

I've never gotten one.

I did.
It was very creepy. Scary actually.
Going on about my feet and how they wanted to have them mounted on his mantlepeice

I gave it to the police...

I never got a love letter from a secret admirer, but I saw "I love Gilbert" written random places when I was a teenager. I think it may have been reffering to me.

I totally wanted to send one last week.... but I prolly would have been caught and it would have been very awkward

watch it there buddy...we can't have too much cute...otherwise we might become Only Cute

this should be a love letter board like the Dear person I fucked badly board




naw that would never be funny enough

Dear Hotcurry,

You don't know who this is, so let me use this cloak of anonymity to express my deep loin busting love for you. I'd like to befriend your buttocks. If you knew who this was, you'd be enraged and I'd be mortified. But since I am clearly stating that this is an anonymous love letter. I have nothing to worry about, and you may daydream as silly young girls are wont to do, about the true identity of your secret admirer.

Eagerly,

-Anon

^^^Subrosa, is that you?

Well Played.

Dear Fridgemagnet,

You don't know me, but I'm an alien who has transformed himself into this text and thus am having sex with your eyeballs right now.

-Anon

i got one in high school.. i thought it was really nice that someone took their time to write me but i could understand why they didnt want me to know cause i was a bit of a hard ass at school..

yes i met him finally... it took him 2 weeks before he realized i was a real bitch...

love letters Over!

This socially inept kid in my high school used to write me poems and slip them in my notebooks. I once got a coupon that said "good for one deed of your choice - offer expires when he does" which I thought was clever but a little odd. Our school literary magazine held quarterly coffeehouses and sometimes he'd read poems about "her" and not use my name and then come over and say, "Thanks for the inspiration." Oh and you know the Star Wars kid of Internet fame? Well, he's a lot like that kid.

Edited for grammar-related reasons.

[Edited on Aug 18, 2005 by Odyne]

Dearest Anon,

Thank heavens! I thought it was cataracts.

Mercurially,

Fridge

Nothing. But if anybody wants my address, shoot me an e-mail. Thanks in advance.

I've never have gotten a love letter before....i wrote one and never told the guy bc i chickened out

Aww that is okay. I know now Dear.