Things that are almost as good as sex.

If I was given the choice between a one night stand and a paid sushi dinner at Ichiban's I'd more or less have to toss a coin. The same goes for two pints of Ben&Jerry's Cinnamon Cookie Crunch and a good night out dancing.

What would you put behind door number two that would be equal or better than some good sex?

sweet rolls at the Frontier Restaurant in Alb. *drools* Oh god yes... *cums*

A visit to the Chiropractor then having a sundae afterwards.

Making out.
Dancing.
Freestyle BMXing with mentally challenged kids on the weekend.

masturbation

Peak Experiences
Magic mushrooms
Losing yourself in dancing (esp. in the rain)
Certain Perfect Foods
Tubing behind a giant powerboat
Getting a head massage

Beat me to it.

cheesecake

"forced to drink shitty alcohol & getting my ass kicked in the back yard"

Kissing.

Sometimes it's even better.

behind door number two...?

a room cos i don't wanna fall in a black hole or nothing

Achieving my goal of buying another airplane, would be better than sex.

Winning the LOTTO and becoming financially independent, would be better than sex.

Making out with a couple of my favorite SGs would be . . . Uh, nevermind . . that definitely Would be sex!

[Edited on Aug 15, 2005 by Corsair]

Being alone on the top of a mountain.

Being in a warm pub when the rains slashing down outside on the street.

Listening to captain beefheart whilst stoned...

naa that whould be makeing out

removing my contacts and rubbing my eyes

Back Massages.
Falling asleep and waking up beside the person you love.
A really good book.

Hot chewey brownies, right after they come out of the oven
Making out
Lobster and steak dinner at the Fishhouse

Oral sex?

No Oral sex is BETTER than sex

Being in LOVE!

Mediocre sex.
Anal.

how about.....almost having sex.

How does one almost have sex?....