Confession about men.

I have a confession to make. Many of you may already know this and I'm going to say it in first person, but know that it applies to mostly every guy I've ever met (and let me stop you from assuming I only rut with sickos because mostly, I peel with psychos).

When I'm kissing a lady and her hands or mouth or cunt aren't on my cock I'm trying to get them there as fast as possible. I'm that horny. I will put a woman's hand on my cock and she might just pull away or rub my stomach or even play with my nipples - but let me get this on record: Nipples are doin nothin' for me. I'll push a woman's head down and then she'll try to bring it up or suck on my neck. That means I will bring her face to mine and, (here's really the confession part), kiss her as hard as I can (this is like blowing on a Nintendo game to make it work after turning the power back on). I will make it seem passionate and stemming from love until she relents to touching my cock. If that doesn't work, I'll kiss her ear just to instigate her kissing my ear. Then as she's kissing it I'm going to say shit that I would never ever ever say or even think. Things like "you're amazing" "Wow", "You're so sexy". I've even made a purring meowing noise. A proper translation of this is really, "Can we please fuck already?"

I'm a little boy and cannot relate.

you meowed?

did that work?

As Thistle pointed out, I don't know how much of a shock this will come to anyone. However, I hope it felt good for you to put it out there.

Wait until you are with a woman who never, ever wants any kind of foreplay, kissing etc. You won't believe how much you will wish you could do something, anything besides "fuck already".

Two of the most universal complaints I've heard from women about men is the whole "placing my hand on his cock" and "pushing my head down onto his cock". Way to go, you overachiever!

Though I do sympathize, kissing the nipples, neck, feeling on my butt, none of that stuff does anything for me in particular. But the way to solve that is to A) Be patient and B) Communicate. What's wrong with saying "Honey, that really does nothing for me."?

So guys are dishonest, but the truth is apparent. What is it that women are ultimately going for?

Well, why do so many men dive straight for the clit? Because they're only doing what they know feels good to them -- going straight for the genitals. So maybe girls are just doing to you what they know feels good for them. If it doesn't feel good to you, tell them! They might also not want to appear too aggressive or "slutty" or whatever. But you can find out, again, by communicating.

We'll have to let you go....You're just not a "Team Playa"

You PUSH her HEAD down?

Aren't you a fucking charmer...

You do realize that we do those things because a) it does make some men feel good, b) it makes us feel good, c) it takes us a little longer to get ready for the fucking. A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy, ya dig?

Perhaps this explains why some men go straight for the clit, though.

Precisely.

Dude, you broke the Webelos oath. You're not supposed to talk about that stuff in front of the dames.

You might also try cranking one out all on your lonesome about a half-hour before festivities commence just to cool your jets a bit.

Maybe you want to puke about it, but what's wrong with somebody wanting to have sex or "go straight for the clit"? We're animals, afterall. And as far as pushing heads down, I more guide and have not (yet) shoved somebody face on my cock, HOWEVER, I have pretended I was interested in some 69 to get some head.

Very well put indeed.

I could have sworn you said 'meow.'

thanks for reinforcing a stereotype...

Ladies, this isn't true for all of us, just those who are so far regressed into their Id that they aren't suitable to interact with other humans on an intimate level anyway.

(this is like blowing on a Nintendo game to make it work after turning the power back on).

loved this,ha ha

Suicideguy9999, the fact you're a dick doesn't mean every guy is. True story.

So, basically, we're saying that the title of this thread should have one less 'n' at the end.

Don't worry I've definitely shoved my hand down on my own dick...it's probably bitter about it. I'm not trying to communicate that ALL that concerns me in this world is fucking; I have to eat and play video games etc. I'm just talking about when I do. And it's not like I operate the same way every time. I see it as a weird dance or game and I have to perform and play my role. And just because I'm expressing what I'm actually going for and how I sometimes attain it doesn't mean I'm any different than anybody else. And there's something carnal there that I can't seperate once I'm in the mode of fucking. I'm not trying to get people worked into some kind of ad hominym wild west standoff...