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fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

AUG 12, 2005 08:27 PM

Charley said:

TBSheets said:
I'd be interested in increasing the size of my load if I could also get it to change colors. I want a fucking Skittles commercial exploding from my loins. The I get a tattoo on each of my thighs. It would look like one thing when I was standing normally, but when I pushed my legs together MAD magazine style, you'd see a unicorn. Then everytime I pulled out and gave someone a technicolor blast I'd say, "It looks like Walt Disney threw up."



That is the best thing I have read round here in an age biggrin



the Third Age?

/tolkien nerd

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

AUG 12, 2005 08:28 PM

why would anybody need a huge load? it's not like you're shooting from 10 paces.

a sniper's bullet works better than a howitzer shell. wink

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

AUG 12, 2005 08:42 PM

PurpleMongoose said:
Edited to say:
Sorry if this one has been done before, I didn't search the boards first.


I think it's safe to say you're definitely a trendsetter on the whole "ball-draining cum shot" topic thing. Thanks for that.

Nilloh

Nilloh

Dayton, OH
June 2004

AUG 13, 2005 12:22 AM

umm wow kinda fucked up topic

weshouldmate

weshouldmate

Huntsville, TX
August 2005

AUG 13, 2005 08:51 AM

they use fake cumshots in some porn flicks. you can notice a fake ween, and the ejac is super white usually, kinda milky.

cant be fooled by the fake sperm load, i think the average ejac amount it supposed to be around a teaspoon or tablespoon

LLeGGo

LLeGGo

Tacoma, WA
February 2005

AUG 13, 2005 10:00 AM

Try the "pinch off" technique. Quite common I thought.

Throughout the course of the sexual encounter, you pinch off about three times. Meaning, the first time you think you are going to blow, squeeze it, cut it off like a piss stream, or whatever you have to do to not fully climax. But the trick is to get very close to it. Do this about three times throughout (which can turn the encounter into a very lengthy experience for some, depending on how long you go, which some of the ladies do not enjoy whatever ) And then when you finally do release the built up "stress" inside you. the orgasm is much more intense and usually produces a larger amount of sperm. Also the projected distance greatly increases, I do not recommend a facial, as you might blow her head off. I do this occaisionally when I can tell i'm in the for long hall with a girl.

Try it at least once, it rocks. And ladies, if your man doesn't know about this, tell him about it and let him try it at least once, it might even turn about better for you.

weshouldmate

weshouldmate

Huntsville, TX
August 2005

AUG 13, 2005 10:12 AM

ive never pinched off, but ive notcied the longer the sex is, the more intense and longer the ejac will be for me.

Gunter

Gunter

Hillsboro, OR
September 2003

AUG 13, 2005 11:10 AM

Just stick your thumb over the tip like a hose. It might not make your jizz load bigger but maybe you can spray what you do have all over the room!

weshouldmate

weshouldmate

Huntsville, TX
August 2005

AUG 13, 2005 11:16 AM

MrTrelawney said:
Just stick your thumb over the tip like a hose. It might not make your jizz load bigger but maybe you can spray what you do have all over the room!


creative. it would make for an interesting paint scheme

Gunter

Gunter

Hillsboro, OR
September 2003

AUG 13, 2005 11:18 AM

Jizz Deco!

weshouldmate

weshouldmate

Huntsville, TX
August 2005

AUG 13, 2005 11:21 AM

SpermStain Spray design

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

AUG 15, 2005 10:19 AM

This thread is about huge loads, and not one Rush Limbaugh joke. Amazing.

Samebeat

Samebeat

USA
September 2003

AUG 15, 2005 03:37 PM

MrTrelawney said:
Just stick your thumb over the tip like a hose. It might not make your jizz load bigger but maybe you can spray what you do have all over the room!



Doing this hurts. Someone pulled that shit on me once and it felt like a minor blow out. blackeyed

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