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PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:21 PM

Ok, so I saw a porn once (or twice), nothing special about it, except for the money shot this guy produced like twelve fuckin ounces of sperm, and it was white as Colgate. It took like a full 20 seconds for this guy to empty out. My question: How the fuck did he do that? My sperm isn't water or anything, I produce a normal porn load, but what's the deal? I saw a couple ads for some obscure herbal thing from Sweden or something but that's shady. Does anybody have a factual or scientific explanation? It sure would be a cool trick.

Edited to say:
Sorry if this one has been done before, I didn't search the boards first.

[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by PurpleMongoose]

Britney

Britney

Kennewick, WA
December 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:24 PM

......... eww

Luminaire

Luminaire

Seattle, WA
August 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:25 PM

Wait a second, do you want to shower someone in a pint of sperm? Because that's kinda weird.

I do notice that when I haven't masturbated for an extended period of time, I tend to shoot harder, and farther. I don't know if it's really more spooge than normal, though.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

AUG 10, 2005 11:25 PM

Why? Why would you want to? Seriously!

Aaron

Aaron

Shakopee, MN
July 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:26 PM

He produces a large amount of seman, because he's special. I don't know of any yoga moves you can do to increase that. Also, any herbal supplements you may find are doubtful to do anything.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:27 PM

All the men's mags want me to learn "The Ropes". whatever

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:27 PM

Keith said:
Why? Why would you want to? Seriously!



I mostly just want to know how it happens.. But it could be used as a prank if it's like an on/off switch.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:28 PM

One time in my life I had the creepy bukake guy seriously FILL my mouth with semen. And you know what? I did not see it comming, was utterly disgusted, and did not want to have his cock any where near my mouth. My point is... this is not a goal!!!!

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:29 PM

Luminaire said:
Wait a second, do you want to shower someone in a pint of sperm? Because that's kinda weird.

I do notice that when I haven't masturbated for an extended period of time, I tend to shoot harder, and farther. I don't know if it's really more spooge than normal, though.




I don't really want to. I'm just interested what makes this freak of nature a freak of nature.

I noticed the same. About myself I mean, haha.

hijames69

hijames69

Sacramento, CA
April 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:31 PM

L-Arginine 500 mg to 1500 mg per day will dramatically increase your loads. I read it in some journal years ago, and tried it and it works.

I'm sure you can find lots of info online.

If your girl loves a mouth full this is for her. Have fun!

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:32 PM

I have to also note there was a lot of fooling around between us that night before we could actually get back home. Perhaps the repeated boner, nope can't happen now, repeat... had a lot to do with it. But it was our first sexual encounter and it creeped me out. I was honestly afraid of going near his cock again for a few weeks after.

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:32 PM

hotcurry said:
One time in my life I had the creepy bukake guy seriously FILL my mouth with semen. And you know what? I did not see it comming, was utterly disgusted, and did not want to have his cock any where near my mouth. My point is... this is not a goal!!!!




ha ha

Britney

Britney

Kennewick, WA
December 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:33 PM

A prank?? you pull a "prank" like that on me and I would be forced to kick you in your fucking balls until you could never cum again............ No, really.....

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:33 PM

seriously, at this point in my life, sperm are the enemy. The less of them you have while still gettting off the better.

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:33 PM

come on, who doesn't have ambitions to be in bukkake video where the woman is showered until she looks like a wax sculpture?

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:33 PM

Britney said:
A prank?? you pull a "prank" like that on me and I would be forced to kick you in your fucking balls until you could never cum again............ No, really.....



for real!

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:34 PM

AGIAN kids, SPERM = ENEMY!!!!!!

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:39 PM

Britney said:
A prank?? you pull a "prank" like that on me and I would be forced to kick you in your fucking balls until you could never cum again............ No, really.....




wouldn't kickin a person with this power in the balls kinda like make it spray like a fire hydrant, like one superblast?

YourCoffinOrMine

YourCoffinOrMine

I'm lost
July 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:40 PM

Too much sperm= too much gross

Britney

Britney

Kennewick, WA
December 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:41 PM

I'm talking repetative kicking...... until the job is done....
I make my goals and I stick to them!

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

AUG 10, 2005 11:41 PM

You'd have to yell out 'Super squirting penis of destiny' in Japanese or Korean beforehand.

That said, Sperm is definately the enemy. Babies come from sperm, and they're evil

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:42 PM

hotcurry said:

Britney said:
A prank?? you pull a "prank" like that on me and I would be forced to kick you in your fucking balls until you could never cum again............ No, really.....



for real!




c'mon guys calm down. I was thinking for like some poor passed out sucker you really didnt like, or someone's mom. Search the Groups for Bukkake Trauma Victims. You might get some closure.


[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by PurpleMongoose]

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

AUG 10, 2005 11:43 PM

Peter North, who's probably better known for "huge loads" than anyone else, claims he takes zinc suppliments.

Semen has a very high concentration of zinc.

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:44 PM

Britney said:
I'm talking repetative kicking...... until the job is done....
I make my goals and I stick to them!




you'll need a raincoat and golashes.

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

AUG 10, 2005 11:44 PM

Frank said:
You'd have to yell out 'Super squirting penis of destiny' in Japanese or Korean beforehand.

That said, Sperm is definately the enemy. Babies come from sperm, and they're evil




hahahahahaha biggrin

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