Best Porn You've Ever Seen

We've had "the weirdest / most hardcore / etc" porn threads, but what about the best? We just watched the best porn that we've ever seen.

It was called French Beauty, by a guy named "John B. Root". Apparently he's quite a big name in French porn, I even found a BBC interview with him:

Anyway, I couldn't put my finger on what made it so good until I read his letter above: it was truly joyous. Everyone in the film -- guys and girls -- was beautiful, healthy looking, and genuinely looked like they were having a great time. They really looked liked they were having fun, tossing their clothes off and fucking each other's brains out. The first part dragged a bit, especially because we couldn't understand French, but it picked up at almost exactly the point where we were like "Come on!" It was just really fun, hot, but also cute, mischievous, and pervy. There wasn't one thing about it that made you think it was gross or dirty or exploitative. Definitely a keeper.



[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by Keith]

Worthy of a thread because, in our experience, finding a good porn movie is like finding the proverbial needle in a haystack.

Too bad you can't NetFlix it. Sounds like a good watch.

There is an adult Netflix-type service. I can't remember what it's called. Anyway, we found this one on bittorrent.

You know, the funniest part about this thread is I watched this movie not even a day ago, and I came to the exact same conclusion.

They're hot, they're smiling, they seem to be having fun. It doesn't seem forced, or played up one bit. Truly satisfying.

Aye, same here. Vive la internet.

Something I must look further into, this bit torrent (why did I slip into Yoda-speak just then?)

It's easy. Just go here, and download the client of your OS flavor. When you download a torrent, it'll appear in this program, and take it from there.

Now, you're totally on your own on finding torrents. I can't help you there.

A link to the torrent is here:

http://empornium.us/details.php?id=46132

but you need to signup here: http://empornium.us/signup.php

first. It's free, not a pay site in any way, shape, or form, so I don't think posting that will get me in trouble.

Heh, I think that's where everyone gets their porn. At least I don't feel alone.

I totally wasn't going to post that link though.

colours de kiva
and
creme de kiva

not your typical porn. Sexy and interesting. Artistic.

Wow, thanks for all the help. That was really scarily easy.

I couldn't find anything about the second one, but isn't the first one just the same girl masturbating about 12 times? I can see how that would be hot if you knew the girl, or if she was really, really, really, really, really hot, but anyone else it sounds like it could get a little dull.

...unless you're only watching it in 10 minute increments, of course.

There's GREENCINE, but I don't think anybody likes their porn.

I generally find the less like a porn movie with porn stars the more I enjoy it. Which is why I lean more towards gonzo/amateur/alternative stuff, and of course this site.

You've got a bit of brown on your nose there.

Anything huster or VCA ever did is a sure shot.

It's not a porn film, I know, but I think the Candyass set is probably the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

If that's how you want to interpret it then go ahead; but fact is there's a very small percentage of porn that actually appeals to me, maybe less than 1%, and this site is one of the few that I find worth watching.

I think Eon McKai said it best, "our generation is listening to Postal Service and Peaches, and our porn still looks like Stevie fuckin’ Nicks!"

[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by AceTracer]

*baleted*



[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by Keith]

We just rented our first French porn and it was quite good as well - produced by Marc Dorcel, who I think produced French Beauty as well. The film is called The Scent of Desire (La Parfum Du Desir). Shot very well, the actresses are very hot, the sex is good - although definitely not up to full-on-hardcore-stick-everything-in-me-at-once-and-smack-me-with-your-dick-2005-porn-standards. There's definitely more of a "connection" in the scenes between the participants than in most American porn. I think part of the reason it was so good is because it was directed by a woman - Angela Tiger, who's also a performer (although not in this film).

Thinking Marc Dorcel was my porn savior, I rented another - Vixens in Uniform - but it was a bit more "American" and not as good. Didn't even bother showing it to my wife.

Coincidentally, John B. Root's A Night at the Bordello is on top of our http://www.sugardvd.com queue right now, so we'll see if how it stands up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like they've got French Beauty.

And, before anyone stars slamming Eon McKai, just remember that he's a member.

[Edited on Aug 10, 2005 by Idjiit]

French Beauty has my stamp of approval, though I don't know if it's the best I ever seen. The French can make anything look like art, even porn (and I don't mean to open the whole art/porn discussion).

Perverts!

Yes.......Yes we are.....


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