Boards > Sex Talk > funny thing a friend said to me about dick size

KMB

Richmond, VA

July 2004

AUG 08, 2005 08:08 AM

My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

TBSheets

I'm lost

December 2004

AUG 08, 2005 08:20 AM

I like to test a girl by having her do jumping jacks with a No. 2 pencil in her vagina.

KMB

Richmond, VA

July 2004

AUG 08, 2005 08:26 AM

TBSheets said:
I like to test a girl by having her do jumping jacks with a No. 2 pencil in her vagina.

that is really funny.

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

February 2004

AUG 08, 2005 08:31 AM

I generally find out if they have a penis to begin with, and if they do....well, I don't want it regardless of size.

starscomedown

United Kingdom

March 2005

AUG 08, 2005 09:16 AM

Gee she sounds like a great girl...

i wonder why everyones so obssessed with dick size anyway. Womens cervix is only between like 5 to 7" anyway. So do the maths and get over it.

Nado

Essexville, MI

March 2005

AUG 08, 2005 09:20 AM

PRockGirlScout said:

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

Seriously, most women decide if they'll sleep with a guy long before the pants are off.

That explains a lot. I usually show up for first dates with no pants. Do you think this is an issue?

FieldOfDepth

Christmas Island

May 2004

AUG 08, 2005 09:25 AM

MrHateYourself said:
I generally find out if they have a penis to begin with, and if they do....well, I don't want it regardless of size.

I'm with this guy!

Sinistar

Aston, PA

July 2005

AUG 08, 2005 09:26 AM

KMB said:

TBSheets said:
I like to test a girl by having her do jumping jacks with a No. 2 pencil in her vagina.

that is really funny.

O_O

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I agree.

I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

February 2004

AUG 08, 2005 09:35 AM

Field0fDepth said:

MrHateYourself said:
I generally find out if they have a penis to begin with, and if they do....well, I don't want it regardless of size.

I'm with this guy!

No you're not. Regardless of my size.

Tadzi

Greeley, CO

April 2003

AUG 09, 2005 05:50 AM

TBSheets said:
I like to test a girl by having her do jumping jacks with a No. 2 pencil in her vagina.

well of course,,.. you wouldnt use a No. 1, thatd just be silly.

retrograde

Brooklyn, NY

June 2005

AUG 10, 2005 12:50 AM

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

I knew a girl that tested size by having guys stick their dicks in her right ear... if it poked out of her left ear she would jump on the wang...

she's blind now.

JohnFM1

United Kingdom

May 2004

AUG 10, 2005 02:53 AM

retrograde said:

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

I knew a girl that tested size by having guys stick their dicks in her right ear... if it poked out of her left ear she would jump on the wang...

she's blind now.

but not deaf?

Malinko

HOPEFUL

Montreal, QC

AUG 10, 2005 02:53 AM

this is the funniest thing i read all day.
strange test hahaaha
I never really tested

Melika

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 10, 2005 03:28 AM

KMB said:
if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in

what if they're only 3" long, but stinky as all hell, an you gag?
does she still jump on, cos she DID gag.....

sicpowered

Sonoma, CA

October 2003

AUG 10, 2005 03:31 AM

Melika said:

KMB said:
if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in

what if they're only 3" long, but stinky as all hell, an you gag?
does she still jump on, cos she DID gag.....

or worse... what if he's 9 inches of swinging dick, but so nasty he's got tofu chunks growing out of that thing... would she jump on that. because that would be icky.

Mina_Milku

France

July 2005

AUG 10, 2005 03:59 AM

that is so dumb for so many reasons

galaxies

Ashland, KY

September 2003

AUG 12, 2005 09:03 AM

Nado said:

PRockGirlScout said:

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

Seriously, most women decide if they'll sleep with a guy long before the pants are off.

That explains a lot. I usually show up for first dates with no pants. Do you think this is an issue?

I've wondered the same thing myself. I'm thinking that's what's keeping me from getting sex for as long as I've not been getting any. Maybe re-think my approach?

Kilts perhaps?

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

AUG 12, 2005 09:07 AM

So they're laying there, and she starts blowing him, but she doesn't gag...so she just wraps things up and goes home? Seems kinda bitchy...

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

AUG 12, 2005 09:08 AM

*bangs head on wall*

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

AUG 12, 2005 09:09 AM

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

The girl must sleep with just about every guy she goes down on, then. 5 to 5.5 inches is the average size of an erect penis.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

AUG 12, 2005 09:18 AM

Stop. STOP! Just stop.

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR

February 2004

AUG 12, 2005 10:03 AM

KMB said:
My friend told me this weekend (when a weird talk about dick size came up.) "If its big enogh for me to gag its big enough for me to bag". For real a girl said this. she told me that she tests every guy she sleeps. If she wants to sleep with the guy her test is by going down on them and if there big enough for her gag reflex to kick in(she said thats about 5-51/2") then she will jump on the wang. Now for others out there Girls or Gay Guys is there some kind of test you do that makes your mind up about fucking someone based on your taste of size.

For real?

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 12, 2005 09:56 PM

If she can't tell what size something is without sticking it in her mouth she's going to have a lot more to worry about than dick.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

AUG 12, 2005 09:57 PM

You said this was funny. You're a fucking liar!

Nado

Essexville, MI

March 2005

AUG 12, 2005 10:15 PM

Thistle said:
If she can't tell what size something is without sticking it in her mouth she's going to have a lot more to worry about than dick.

How long have you ruled the universe? Sardonic wit is a fun trait.

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July 2004

AUG 08, 2005 08:08 AM

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AUG 08, 2005 08:20 AM

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I_Poop_Too_Much

I'm lost

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starscomedown

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AUG 08, 2005 09:26 AM

I_Poop_Too_Much

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AUG 08, 2005 09:35 AM

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AUG 09, 2005 05:50 AM

Brooklyn, NY

June 2005

AUG 10, 2005 12:50 AM

United Kingdom

May 2004

AUG 10, 2005 02:53 AM

Malinko

HOPEFUL

Montreal, QC

AUG 10, 2005 02:53 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 10, 2005 03:28 AM

Sonoma, CA

October 2003

AUG 10, 2005 03:31 AM

France

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AUG 10, 2005 03:59 AM

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AUG 12, 2005 09:07 AM

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AUG 12, 2005 09:18 AM

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AUG 12, 2005 10:03 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 12, 2005 09:56 PM

Canada

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AUG 12, 2005 09:57 PM

Essexville, MI

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