coitus interuptus

So, my hubby gets home after 9 days away and we are having incredable welcome home sex. I have on my favorite blue see through sluty nighty with my tall black stilleto boot and all is lovely in fuck land and then the baby starts to cry We don't stop right away, hoping she will go back to sleep. It's obvious she isn't So, he finishes quickly and leaves me to finish up myself since we decided my outfit is inappropriate for feeding our child

What do you do when coitus is interuptus?

scream

Earplugs...

Just keep havin sex. If the roommate walks in on me fucking my brains out in the living room, he'd better leave, cuz I'm not stopping.

And, on a second note, that's exactly why I'm never having kids.

Why would a baby care what you're wearing?

~pats the vasectomy scars on his never-child-producing testes and whistles on his way to bed~

Well, I would get very peeved if any partner of mine thought that they could just satisfy themselves and then leave me to 'finish up myself' unacceptable sexual misconduct! (Hope I don't cause offense saying this, cos I don't intend it). I would suggest that maybe next time your partner could errr...calm himself and help you out while you changed your outfit and quickly fed and settled your baby. Then when the house is quiet once more and the children are happy and sound asleep, pick up where you left off! After all, prolonging sex is better than an unsatisfactory quickie IMO.

one hand on the bible?

Put the dog out and close the door.

I have a habit of making sure the girl gets hers before I get mine so as soon as she gets done I'm out to look after the kid. As I have no kids of my own (that I know of) it is normally the child of my current gf/one nights stand. I love kids anyway and hope to have loads of my own but either way the woman comes first then I take care of the kid, it only seems fair.

IT IS THE SIN OF ONAN!


:is reminded of 'The Road To Wellville':

I suppose it's way too late to suggest never never never never having children?

Pinch. Every nerve ending, every associated appendage, every emotion. I pinch every single one of them the very moment that it's clear that sex is not happening right now. It's like tying a knot in a hose, all it does is compound what you were already feeling and build it up for that wonderful moment of release at some indeterminate time in the future when you DO get to do the deed.

Having kids must suck.

Actually it would make me not want to have sex anymore.

Because I'd be all like "who fucking snuck a crying baby into my house. That ain't mine.. what the fuck?" I'd be all like mysterious 'n shit.

I'm inclined to agree.

Ha

I feel like I need to defend my man. I was the one to suggest that he finish before me. I love to feel him cum inside me and that gets me even more turned on. So, I figured that he could leave happy and then I would be happy when he came back. I have no issue with finishing on my own. i rather enjoy it from time to time.

Anyway, for those of you who suggested not having kids, too late be 5 years and 1 year. All is great with kids, it will just be better when Tenny sleeps through the night. Although whenever we are interuppted I am happy about the two small scars B has that insure we are done with these nightime awakenings. 2 is plenty and thank you!